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>be me
>riding 90s mtb fixie with no brakes
>gaining confidence around trails braking and descending
>be riding down trail
>takes turn
>upcoming branches across path hardly more than a meter above ground
>hmm, need to brake if i want to slip under, going 2 fast
>spinning probably 50 rpm
>hmm, need to stand up to brake but cannot due to tree across path
>hmm
>branches approach
>fuckit.gif
>get back as far as possible while still being able to track the pedals
duck and just barely squeeze under
>catch backpack on the tree and get yanked to the sid
>fly off trail
>tear strap off backpack and further strip the fork threads that rhe previous owner had already partially stripped
good times