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Just another miserable day in the Inner City™. Woke up to the sound of gunfire between rival crews of MS-13 and BLM, which would obviously no longer happen if any jackass could buy an uzi at their nearest bodega. Dressed up in the gay Lance Armstrong spandex covered in logos (ugh!), checked my calves to make sure they are still the size of cantaloupes (fortunately they are or I might be mistaken for a real American and that would be Cultural Marxism), and put on a foam hat because I want everyone to understand that you can't wear normal clothes while riding a bike, which should be reserved for thrill-seeking toxic masculinity types such as myself.
Whilst pedaling my impractical elitist extreme sports racing bike on hills that actually don't exist because they don't have them in Amsterdam, I spotted this seacage between the mountains of homeless people shit that the Democrat NIMBY cagetrolls have cleverly disguised as trees. It's obviously being used to sex traffic children, as is common in Democrat controlled Inner Cities™.
