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Steel is real, the metal of war
Forged in hellfire from iron ore
At a thousand and more degrees centigrade
Sword, axe and armour, even tanks are made
The perfect material for security gates
Or for meatheads to use as gymnasium weights
For hammers and picks to break stubborn rocks
For the simps who suck balls deep on Surly cocks
Heavy and cheap, eschewed by the rich
The steel bicycle frame renders rider its bitch
'Oh lord feel the weight' you hear the fools mutter
As they seethe and strain to haul their burden along the gutter
Titanium though, is for aircraft and rockets
Not for those cashlets with two empty pockets
Stronger and lighter, for a frame ye can trust in
While steel rusts when wet and belongs in the dustbin.
