>>1787174Normie tier:
-buying a brand new bike at a sports store/big box Store
-cycling for recreation with friends and loved ones
-Weight Reduction Lvl 1:going on the loo before a trip
-knowing how to fix a flat tire
/n/ tier:
-getting your first lycra kit
-rotorless disc brakes
-RjtheBikeguy broke his neck for views
-buying bikes from classifieds
-posting calves on /n/
-using thumbies for brakes
-having specific playlists for cycling
-Weight Reduction LvL2: crying and cooming before a ride for weightsaving
-Sachs Renntorpedo 103,4% efficiency
Ascended tier:
-homebrew slingshot retrofitting your moms bike
-trannies transition for the weight savings
-Never bought a bike , gets his frames and parts exclusively from magnet fishing
-riding a tandem alone,since it's more aero
-Shaolin technique for stand up pedaling on a recumbent(Caution advised)
-Initial D was about Downhillcycling,but got changed in the last moment to cars since the editor was a cager
-BSO Hubs and BBs have the least rolling resistance since they don't use any grease/oil and are therefore faster than any rivaling costlier products
-Weight Reduction LvL 3:Removing 2/3 of your Intestines,removing a kidney and one arm for weight reduction
-being 9 months pregnant>having a beer gut for aeorodynamics
-jousting cuirass + frog helmet =best coefficient ever recorded
-bunnyhopping with a velomobile
-Zishan was the guy who beat up Durianrider on cam
