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>no actual road races anywhere remotely near me
>upcoming state "olympics" has a non-competitive sort-of-race-but-not-really
>(grabble and mtb and every other fucking sport have real competitions)
>every entrant gets a tshirt
>every finisher gets a medal
>whoever gets KOM up some particular hill gets a $20 gift certificate to the grocery store
>have to be there at fucking 7 AM
>wouldn't normally even be in bed yet at fucking 7 AM
>$30 entry fee
>another $40 for a cheapo helmet because rules
>entry deadline is friday
convince me to do this shit
