>>1730101The american dream: LARPing as a medieval castle lord in your free-standing single family house only to be murdered by your HOA because your lawn was 1.7 inches over regulation length
Yeah I think I'll take my miserabel soibugman existence, at least my neighbors have the decency to leave a passive-aggressive note when they think it was my dog (I don't have a dog) that was barking all night instead of calling the SWAT team