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>buy new aluminum seatpost
>first ride it slips down like 3 inches and the rails move back a bunch
>reposition everything and make it tight as fuck
>next ride it slips less but still some
>look online
>"Grease that shit, goy. I know it sounds crazy but it will stop the slipping!"
>wait a sec are you trying to cheat me again?
>don't have any other ideas so fuck it
>grease everything and make it tight as fuck again
>next ride it doesn't move at all
what witchcraft is this?
