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Because they're a product for people who don't know what they're talking about.
It's a product for people who 'dont wanna be bent over' while riding and think riding anything that doesn't resemble an MTB will make them homosexual.
It's a product to be rode, on the sidewalk, to the manmade lake in their suburban town for a single lap and then to rest forever in the back of some garage.