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Strava Greentext Thread

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ITT: Greentext your Strava experiences

>try Strava first time
>idk how it even works lol
>testing it, get a few 0km "rides"
>do it for real
>start ride
>half hour into ride one of my rear lights falls off
>stop to get it, off my bike walking back to find it
>realize that Strava, unlike cycle computers, does not stop recording when standing still
>FUCK FUCK FUCK it's making my fucking average go down
>stop Strava
>resume it then keep riding
>ride another 2 hours
>near end of ride on busy multi lane street, lane splitting riding between the two lanes of cars going faster than the cars and passing motorcycles, fun as fuck
>finish ride
>end up at 31.3 km/h average
>should have been like 33 but fucking Strava records when I'm standing still
>unintentionally got 10th place overall in a segment, wasn't even trying for segments or realize that spot was a segment, was just riding lol
>on the spot where I had to stop to get my light, it was during a segment that has over 5k attempts, and I placed over 4k.. slowest 20% or so because of my light falling off
>kinda want to go try to get some KOMs now
>kinda want to set my profile to female and get a bunch of female KOMs even though I'm not female just for the lulz

Pic unrelated, but I did pass a fred that looked kinda like pic related during my ride today.