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I'd be an S train headed to Trump Tower Station. Alternatively a standing room only Metro-North train with an open bar, cigarette vending machines, jumbotrons and strippers in every car. Also Grand Central Terminal would be renamed Trump Terminal, and the entire neighborhood renamed into Trump Economic Opportunity Zone where there's no property taxes.
Alternatively a new Staten Island subway that stops on Ellis Island, which would have a new 100-story tall Trump statue straddling the harbor.
