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Anonymous Tue 26 Oct 2021 13:51:00 No.1724752 View View Reply Original Report

How do you keep your bike safe from burglars on your own property?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Oct 2021 13:53:14 No.1724756 Report

Quoted By: >>1724780 >>1729009

I keep a sausage in the seat tube
i swap it out each week before it begins to smell

if someone steals the big though they're in trouble

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Oct 2021 13:53:51 No.1724759 Report

Quoted By: >>1724792 >>1742686

>>1724752
I live among fellow white people

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Oct 2021 15:34:22 No.1724780 Report

Quoted By:

>>1724756
lol

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Oct 2021 15:41:58 No.1724786 Report

Quoted By: >>1729856

We’re hoarders, so even getting the bike to the front of the house is going to make a ton of noise. On top of that, I keep the bikes locked up when I’m not using them.

A dedicated bike thief will probably still be able to loot them, but your usual smash and grabber will have a bunch of easier stuff to take before they get to the bikes

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Oct 2021 15:47:59 No.1724787 Report

Quoted By:

Locked personal room in the basement.

>your own property
ahahahaha no, rental apartment

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Oct 2021 16:11:34 No.1724792 Report

Quoted By: >>1728146 >>1740095 >>1744718 >>1744829

>>1724759
So, trailer park?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Oct 2021 16:25:59 No.1724799 Report

Quoted By:

>>1724752
I just leave my bike leaned against a wall in the foyer, never had a problem.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Oct 2021 17:42:41 No.1724813 Report

Quoted By:

>>1724752
nice bike in room
mtb in living room
beater in balcony

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Oct 2021 19:06:35 No.1724838 Report

Quoted By:

>>1724752
you purchase a firearm.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Oct 2021 19:13:53 No.1724839 Report

Quoted By:

>>1724752
Ragey wagey put the bike in the cagey

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Nov 2021 23:07:58 No.1728099 Report

Quoted By:

>>1724752
I keep it in a self storage unit with 24 hour access round the corner.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 Nov 2021 01:56:52 No.1728142 Report

Quoted By: >>1740474

Where the fuck do you hobos live? Just lean it against a wall somewhere. If you're worried about the carpet put down a tarp or cheap rug.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 Nov 2021 02:08:00 No.1728146 Report

Quoted By: >>1728950

>>1724792
he said white not anglos/american anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Nov 2021 09:30:05 No.1728949 Report

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Locked in shed with alarm. GPS tracker on the bike. Insurance. I'm pretty much still resigned to it getting stolen at some point, as my place of work is in the bike stealing capital of my country.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Nov 2021 09:35:08 No.1728950 Report

Quoted By:

>>1728146
only an American would consider America and a European country to be the same, racially or culturally

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Nov 2021 09:35:47 No.1728951 Report

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Unlocked in the Treppenhaus. I would lock them but every time I get home I need to pee too bad to waste time with locks.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 06 Nov 2021 14:14:46 No.1729009 Report

Quoted By: >>1742338 >>1745015

>>1724756
Hmm...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Nov 2021 14:21:37 No.1729011 Report

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>>1724752

In try visually hide that I have expensive bikes. Because I'm mostly riding mtb trails that aren't near my house that's not that hard. I have them in a wooden shed that's not visible from the street that's secured with multiple alarm systems and heavy locks and movement trackers that make the lights go on. They could theoretically be stolen if the thieves have the right equipment, balls of steel and patience. But only if I'm not in the vincinity and nobody elao of me neighbour's is at home. They are also insured against theft.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Nov 2021 15:30:39 No.1729015 Report

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>>1724752
>How do you keep your bike safe from burglars on your own property?
i keep it at my wife's boyfriend's house. he doesn't always let me ride it though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Nov 2021 03:05:37 No.1729523 Report

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GMg6zVdYI0g

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Nov 2021 04:09:08 No.1729535 Report

Quoted By:

>>1724752
>he doesn't have 1 garage out of his two car garage filled with bikes, bike parts and tools.

NGMI op

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Nov 2021 18:31:55 No.1729787 Report

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A strong electromagnet. They have to turn off the power to be able to move it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Nov 2021 21:52:33 No.1729856 Report

Quoted By:

>>1724786
What do you hoard? Got any pics or stories?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Nov 2021 22:07:06 No.1729865 Report

Quoted By:

>>1724752
I keep it in the hall inside my own house, safe behind the locked front door.
The real question is, where do you keep a personal shopping trolley safe? I saw a trolley abandoned in a ditch next to my usual walking route so I'm going back there soon to see if it's worth claiming. Not enough room in the house to keep it inside. I live in a majority-White area so putting it in the backyard with a tarp over it might suffice.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Nov 2021 17:32:21 No.1730138 Report

Quoted By: >>1730141

I can see my bike shed from my bed to keep an eye on it

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 09 Nov 2021 17:36:51 No.1730141 Report

Quoted By: >>1730160 >>1730161 >>1730187 >>1743986

>>1730138
4got pic

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 09 Nov 2021 18:43:20 No.1730160 Report

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>>1730141
Based on so many levels, you can sense the intense seething in provokes from trannies and other assorted faggots.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 09 Nov 2021 18:45:42 No.1730161 Report

Quoted By: >>1730166

>>1730141
Based on so many levels, you can sense the intense seething in provokes from trannies and other assorted faggots

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Nov 2021 18:50:42 No.1730166 Report

Quoted By: >>1730169

>>1730161
Trannies live rent free in your head.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 09 Nov 2021 18:57:27 No.1730169 Report

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>>1730166
You will never be a woman

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 09 Nov 2021 19:56:49 No.1730181 Report

Quoted By: >>1730182 >>1730236 >>1734744 >>1743642

I keep mine above my bed at all times.

excuse the dirtiness, didn't have the chance to clean her after a wet ride.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Nov 2021 20:06:33 No.1730182 Report

Quoted By: >>1730185

>>1730181
I wouldn't like to sleep under that dirt. I like the bike hanger made out of old drop bars thought. It's one of those ideas that makes you go "Why didn't I think of that?".

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 09 Nov 2021 20:18:56 No.1730185 Report

Quoted By: >>1730201

>>1730182
People have probably been making bike hangers out of drop bars for as long as drop bars have existed. Lots of DIY wood hangers that integrate a wall shelf as well. Though personally I'm more of a grooved rail on the bottom

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Nov 2021 20:28:24 No.1730187 Report

Quoted By: >>1730257 >>1730275

>>1730141
why do you have a gun

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Nov 2021 21:06:41 No.1730201 Report

Quoted By:

>>1730185
>People have probably been making bike hangers out of drop bars for as long as drop bars have existed.
Because it's such an obvious idea, in hindsight. All the more embarrassing that I haven't thought of it until now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Nov 2021 22:38:50 No.1730236 Report

Quoted By:

>>1730181
Why do you sleep in a garage?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Nov 2021 23:04:04 No.1730257 Report

Quoted By:

>>1730187
he is his own police.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 10 Nov 2021 00:03:17 No.1730275 Report

Quoted By: >>1730397 >>1730410

>>1730187
I thought there could be niggers

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 10 Nov 2021 11:28:52 No.1730393 Report

Quoted By:

Move to white people area

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 10 Nov 2021 11:37:20 No.1730397 Report

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>>1730275
based ThinkPad enjoyer

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Anonymous Wed 10 Nov 2021 12:04:56 No.1730410 Report

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>>1730275
anon this is a sfw board

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 10 Nov 2021 14:05:57 No.1730465 Report

Quoted By:

I keep my bike in my apartment.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 10 Nov 2021 14:18:40 No.1730472 Report

Quoted By: >>1731327

>>1724752
Back when I was poor like you, I dealt with this by owning an ugly, but functional bike, which to a thief looked like a piece of shit not worth stealing or vandalizing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Nov 2021 23:37:48 No.1731327 Report

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>>1730472
This is the solution. Not getting raped on a 180 year old simplest machine is the other benefit. Not contributing to market poison and effectively stealing poor peoples only conveyance is the other. .

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 13 Nov 2021 02:03:19 No.1731380 Report

Quoted By:

>>1724752
I keep it in a locked garage, fight me.

BaconRider !yuA7eZE8l2

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BaconRider !yuA7eZE8l2 Mon 22 Nov 2021 04:50:47 No.1734656 Report

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45milesof,,desert.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Nov 2021 05:34:48 No.1734663 Report

Quoted By: >>1734742

>>1724752
I keep it in my apartment in my living room. At work we have a bike rack within our secure parking lots so nobody without keycard access to the lot can enter.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Nov 2021 12:20:20 No.1734742 Report

Quoted By: >>1740477

>>1734663
Dont you mind the smell of oil and shit your bike picks up while riding on the road?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Nov 2021 12:22:32 No.1734744 Report

Quoted By: >>1734745

>>1730181
Imagine waking up covered in powdered road grit and dog shit because during the night the mud dried out and fell on you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Nov 2021 12:25:53 No.1734745 Report

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>>1734744
snifffff

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Anonymous Fri 26 Nov 2021 06:34:41 No.1736250 Report

Quoted By:

>>1724752
>How do you keep your bike safe from burglars on your own property?

I keep mine in my rental apartment.
(as the shed down under literally uses a toilet key)

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Nov 2021 09:55:16 No.1736560 Report

Quoted By:

My wife's boyfriend protects our bikes while I'm working in the office and my wife watching kids at home. How else would one keep bikes safe.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Nov 2021 00:58:24 No.1736802 Report

Quoted By:

>>1724752

i pushed a guy off his bike once while he was leaving echostar but i helped him after

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Anonymous Mon 29 Nov 2021 02:25:43 No.1737215 Report

Quoted By: >>1740478 >>1740558

My bike got stolen this weekend. There were several $500+ bikes on the same rack, but of course a bike thief would go for the $100 BMX bike with bald tires.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Nov 2021 03:05:29 No.1737231 Report

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>>1724752
where i live, you can leave your bike on the side of the road

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Anonymous Mon 06 Dec 2021 23:33:06 No.1740044 Report

Quoted By: >>1740046

bike nook in my house

pile of locks, lock all the bikes together

physically impossible to remove any bikes from the house without cutting most of the locks

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Dec 2021 23:35:50 No.1740046 Report

Quoted By:

>>1740044
nb the more bikes you have the better this works

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Dec 2021 03:05:23 No.1740095 Report

Quoted By:

>>1724792
Cope

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 08 Dec 2021 05:52:15 No.1740474 Report

Quoted By:

>>1728142
This. Do people really not keep their bikes inside?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Dec 2021 05:53:58 No.1740477 Report

Quoted By: >>1740522

>>1734742
lol what?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Dec 2021 05:55:04 No.1740478 Report

Quoted By:

>>1737215
he did you a favor.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Dec 2021 09:12:41 No.1740522 Report

Quoted By: >>1740671

>>1740477
which part are you having trouble with, son?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Dec 2021 10:47:56 No.1740558 Report

Quoted By:

>>1737215
bmx bikes are nigger magnets

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Dec 2021 20:08:24 No.1740671 Report

Quoted By:

>>1740522
I've never had my bike smell like the road.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Dec 2021 21:02:27 No.1740691 Report

Quoted By: >>1745184

Simple; don’t live in niggertowns. The proper American west (Wyoming, Montana, and Alaska) is more friendly for biking, anyway, and has a very small black population, and those black people are actually civilized on top of that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Dec 2021 22:54:34 No.1740731 Report

Quoted By:

Don't live in Anglo twat countries or any of its vassal states.
Your society stinks.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Dec 2021 02:39:59 No.1742338 Report

Quoted By:

>>1729009
>go down a hill
>exceed blowup speed
>die

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Dec 2021 03:31:07 No.1742349 Report

Quoted By:

I just keep it in my apartment. My building has bike storage but I never use that shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Dec 2021 03:33:28 No.1742351 Report

Quoted By: >>1742372

If you don’t want your shit stolen don’t live near _______s

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Dec 2021 04:24:58 No.1742372 Report

Quoted By: >>1745046

>>1742351
thieves?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Dec 2021 14:48:57 No.1742495 Report

Quoted By:

>>1724752
my bike is chained to by bed and i do not even live in a crime ridden place.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Dec 2021 03:54:22 No.1742642 Report

Quoted By: >>1742644

>>1724752
Why does he have a kids bike?

suomynonA !!OTVlqdXE63A

suomynonA !!OTVlqdXE63A Wed 15 Dec 2021 04:04:17 No.1742644 Report

Quoted By:

>>1742642
Belonged to his last victim.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Dec 2021 08:08:37 No.1742686 Report

Quoted By:

>>1724759
t. pole

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Dec 2021 08:25:43 No.1742691 Report

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>>1724752
This is just a sign off the times. Low trust society.

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Anonymous Thu 16 Dec 2021 07:48:25 No.1742970 Report

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>/n/
>owning property

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Anonymous Sat 18 Dec 2021 21:02:59 No.1743642 Report

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>>1730181
>i shoved you my pedals, why wont you anserw ?

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Anonymous Sat 18 Dec 2021 23:33:26 No.1743688 Report

Quoted By: >>1743695 >>1743700 >>1743985

I don't :(

My bike got swiped yesterday. I live out in an apartment complex in a very quiet, upscale part of the city, but somebody still got it. It was my fault for getting lazy and just locking the tire vs the frame.

I am not too broken up about it, because this was a hybrid bike that I was barely using and was actually trying to sell (and was going to fetch a few hundred bucks at most). My road bike is kept permanently in my apartment. Still, it's pretty shitty.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Dec 2021 23:58:24 No.1743695 Report

Quoted By:

>>1743688
rookie mistake bruh
still shitty they would steal it from there, guess there's no escaping jamal

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 19 Dec 2021 00:28:43 No.1743700 Report

Quoted By:

>>1743688
Fuck them, sorry anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Dec 2021 01:20:07 No.1743985 Report

Quoted By: >>1744685

>>1743688

doesn't renter's insurance cover that?

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Anonymous Mon 20 Dec 2021 01:21:48 No.1743986 Report

Quoted By:

>>1730141

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Dec 2021 03:09:45 No.1744006 Report

Quoted By:

I have a garage

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Dec 2021 19:51:42 No.1744685 Report

Quoted By:

>>1743985
Yes, actually. I filed a claim and they paid me close to the full value of the bike, which was great. All they needed was a police report #.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Dec 2021 20:42:24 No.1744696 Report

Quoted By:

>>1724752
Just take the bike inside

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Dec 2021 23:05:15 No.1744718 Report

Quoted By:

>>1724792
one of the less self aware self-owns i've seen in a while since you're admitting that even trailer trash whites are safer to live around than any type of brown person, lol

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 Dec 2021 13:11:29 No.1744829 Report

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>>1724792
kek

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Anonymous Fri 24 Dec 2021 06:11:53 No.1745015 Report

Quoted By: >>1745179

>>1729009
>buy nitrocellulose
>get on a watchlist
>feds learn of screeds of "cagers"
>get arrested
>media hypes up bicycle extremist cultists
>every cyclist is seen as a potential terrorist
>"cyclist" becomes the new "incel" as an online insult
>it's all your fault

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Dec 2021 08:05:00 No.1745019 Report

Quoted By:

>>1724752
i cuddle with it in my pod

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Dec 2021 12:56:07 No.1745046 Report

Quoted By:

>>1742372
Correct

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Dec 2021 20:52:25 No.1745109 Report

Quoted By:

>bike lock attached to heavy thing in the garage
simple as

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Dec 2021 03:17:22 No.1745179 Report

Quoted By:

>>1745015
>bicycle extremist cultists
>gang wars between cagies and cyclists
>cyclist guerilla attacks
>strapping weapons to your frame
>road is war zone, the great transportation war
based
the part about incel seems projection tho
no one who can assert himself in the world is an incel

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Dec 2021 04:24:48 No.1745184 Report

Quoted By:

>>1740691
>Alaska
They don't pave shit during winter, this place sucks ass for cycling you dumb faggot.

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