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Anonymous Tue 07 Mar 2023 23:22:15 No.1895580 View View Reply Original Report

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How do you deal with cagers who harass you while cycling?

One followed me for a while while shouting at me so I spat in his car to get him to fuck off lol

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Mar 2023 23:24:47 No.1895583 Report

Quoted By: >>1895837

>>1895580
>so I spat in his car to get him to fuck off lol
No you didn't anon.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 07 Mar 2023 23:29:02 No.1895585 Report

Quoted By: >>1895588 >>1895845 >>1895846 >>1901022

>>1895580
Please describe in detail how you 'spat in his car' while he was behind you.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 07 Mar 2023 23:32:45 No.1895586 Report

Quoted By: >>1895618

>ignore.
>maintain coolness.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Mar 2023 23:44:01 No.1895588 Report

Quoted By: >>1895590 >>1897511

>>1895585
Cycling up a hill on a two lane road with a car crawling adjacent and its driver hurling abuse. After 20 or so seconds of swearing at each other he won't leave so I just fired a gob at the passenger window that he'd opened to shout at me.

Tbh I usually wouldn't do such a thing but I'd nearly got wiped out by a driver coming out of a junction and stopping square in the cycle lane a day before so I was pretty fucked off at drivers in general.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Mar 2023 23:45:07 No.1895589 Report

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>>1895580
I just let my husband handle it

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 07 Mar 2023 23:46:56 No.1895590 Report

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>>1895588
>heroic motorist takes time out of his day to inform bikenigger what a disgusting lowlife he is
>degenerate bikenigger instantly proves him right

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Mar 2023 00:09:53 No.1895597 Report

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>How do you deal with cagers who harass you while cycling?
I don't let cagers live rent free in my head so I don't experience your problems.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Mar 2023 00:25:54 No.1895603 Report

Quoted By: >>1895606

My biggest problem is overly accommodating idiots trying to wave me across when I have a stop sign.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Mar 2023 00:35:39 No.1895606 Report

Quoted By: >>1895611

>>1895603
the fabric of society crumbles when people refuse to be waved across by their fellow citizens

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Mar 2023 00:50:23 No.1895611 Report

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>>1895606
The idiots in question have target fixation ignoring the fact there are moving vehicles in the other lanes. Trailing vehicles frequently assume the lead vehicle is making an unsignaled left turn and will blow past them in the parking lane.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Mar 2023 01:20:43 No.1895618 Report

Quoted By: >>1895643

>>1895586

This is the answer. Make him look like a fool for honking or stopping to get out and shout. Just keep riding and looking great,anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Mar 2023 04:28:44 No.1895643 Report

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>>1895618
Literally every human being within eye or earshot is on the car's side and half of them are hoping that whoever's immediately behind the bike will lose their shit completely and flatten him.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 08 Mar 2023 05:35:20 No.1895669 Report

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>>1895580
You will do nothing, cuck

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Mar 2023 09:03:21 No.1895690 Report

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>>1895580
Just ignore them. Go on about your ride as youre used to. I've been followed home by a cager, onto private property and even through the gate. In that case point the way they came and make it clear they aren't welcome and trespassing. Also its easy to maintain a smirk when you imagine how their athropic heart struggles to keep pumping that thick greasy mess through the vast adipose mess they are. They hate that because cagies always have a miserable complexion and they see other cagies with the same complexion all day.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 08 Mar 2023 12:11:15 No.1895723 Report

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>>1895580
You will do nothing because you're an impotent /n/igger

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 08 Mar 2023 12:20:33 No.1895725 Report

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>>1895580
You will do nothing because you're an impotent /n/igger
There's also nothing the j*nnytr*nny can do.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Mar 2023 14:08:01 No.1895742 Report

Quoted By: >>1896576

>>1895580
lol youre a faggot whos gonna get run over one day

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Mar 2023 21:08:16 No.1895837 Report

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>>1895583
Saw an amazing woman do it in Philly. She had warned the driver three times, that I heard, that he was in a bus and bike only lane.
When he kept it up, she spit right in his face that biked the wrong way down the one way road.

This was while we were waiting for a concert at FUC and literally it was an everyone clapped moment. Dude had nowhere to go but sit there at the red light and get called a pussy

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Mar 2023 21:36:36 No.1895845 Report

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>>1895585
Clipless boys lose again.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Mar 2023 21:48:37 No.1895846 Report

Quoted By: >>1903669

>>1895585
Why the fuck he keeps watching his crotch lmao

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Mar 2023 22:08:25 No.1895856 Report

Quoted By: >>1895862 >>1895961

keep your toys out of the road.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 08 Mar 2023 22:19:12 No.1895862 Report

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>>1895856

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 08 Mar 2023 22:24:38 No.1895865 Report

Quoted By: >>1895868

>>1895862
Rent free >>>/n/igger

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Mar 2023 22:26:52 No.1895866 Report

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by not living in the americanistan.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Mar 2023 22:30:29 No.1895868 Report

Quoted By: >>1895870 >>1895983 >>1896535 >>1896646 >>1896837 >>1896843

>>1895865
but you're the one who came into the thread to try and boss people around, you retarded, fat faggot, lol

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 08 Mar 2023 22:38:48 No.1895870 Report

Quoted By: >>1895872

>>1895868
Move or he moves you, faggot, lol

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Mar 2023 22:43:23 No.1895872 Report

Quoted By: >>1895983 >>1896535 >>1896646 >>1896837 >>1896843

>>1895870
He has 2 options
>Hose down
>Never wipe ass
That's your life isn't it?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Mar 2023 03:09:57 No.1895961 Report

Quoted By: >>1895984

>>1895856
no

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 09 Mar 2023 06:25:00 No.1895983 Report

Quoted By:

>>1895862
>>1895868
>>1895872
Bow to your KING

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Mar 2023 06:26:02 No.1895984 Report

Quoted By:

>>1895961
yes

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 09 Mar 2023 10:16:38 No.1896016 Report

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>>1895580
Summon CHUNLI

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 11 Mar 2023 08:54:02 No.1896533 Report

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>>1895580
Turn the other cheek to make yourself look good. Then remember his number plate and slash his tyres when you next see it.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 11 Mar 2023 08:58:39 No.1896535 Report

Quoted By:

>>1895862
>>1895868
>>1895872
Bow to your KING

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Mar 2023 09:31:28 No.1896538 Report

Quoted By: >>1899719

I smash the fuck out of their wing mirrors, then if they keep it up I punch them. Remember to smash mirrors from the top, not from the back/front. They’re designed to take impacts from passing cars but hitting them from the top rips up the motors inside them and the whole thing needs replacing.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 11 Mar 2023 10:59:50 No.1896553 Report

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>I smash the fuck out of their wing mirrors, then if they keep it up I punch them. Remember to smash mirrors from the top, not from the back/front. They’re designed to take impacts from passing cars but hitting them from the top rips up the motors inside them and the whole thing needs replacing.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 11 Mar 2023 13:07:48 No.1896576 Report

Quoted By: >>1896578

>>1895742

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Mar 2023 13:15:57 No.1896578 Report

Quoted By:

>>1896576
ahh yeah, you will
lol, lmao even

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Mar 2023 16:38:58 No.1896610 Report

Quoted By:

When I was a teenager I once got so mad at a cagie that I punched through his window, breaking my hand in the process. He was so scared that he just drove away and I dipped into a 7/11.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Mar 2023 17:27:26 No.1896624 Report

Quoted By:

>>1895580
Cagers don't harass me while cycling because I'm not an edgy child who overdosed on NJB videos and decided to antagonize anyone with an actual job

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Mar 2023 18:01:25 No.1896629 Report

Quoted By:

>>1895580
I jump in front of his moving car like any good cyclist.
If he hits me it's his fault and any damage my body/bike does to the cage is icing on the cake

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Mar 2023 18:07:56 No.1896631 Report

Quoted By: >>1896846 >>1901061 >>1903668

I don't wear lycra or act like a fag so I never had any altercations with any cagers ever.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 11 Mar 2023 19:34:16 No.1896645 Report

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Anonymous Sat 11 Mar 2023 19:35:38 No.1896646 Report

Quoted By: >>1896649

>>1895862
>>1895868
>>1895872
Bow to your KING

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Mar 2023 19:37:31 No.1896649 Report

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>>1896646
in awe at the size of this lad. Absolute unit.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 12 Mar 2023 12:19:26 No.1896837 Report

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>>1895862
>>1895868
>>1895872
Bow to your KING. He OWNS your little hobby.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 12 Mar 2023 12:46:27 No.1896843 Report

Quoted By:

>>1895862
>>1895868
>>1895872
This is your KING now, you WILL bow to him.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Mar 2023 13:23:50 No.1896846 Report

Quoted By:

>>1896631
This.

Doing a long distance tour, not once have I had an issue. Give way, be polite, just don't be a faggot and there is little reason for anyone to have an issue.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Mar 2023 21:51:37 No.1897511 Report

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>>1895588
>so I just fired a gob at the passenger window that he'd opened
And then cyclists wonder why they're treated like subhuman vermin on the roads, good going

Greased Geese !NrO8GRTS/o

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Greased Geese !NrO8GRTS/o Sat 25 Mar 2023 05:26:23 No.1899719 Report

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>>1896538
You best start beleiving in liveleak watermark

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 Mar 2023 10:42:22 No.1899757 Report

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i blow kisses at them usually. can't think of anything that would make them more mad. i don't wear lycra and such but i am still a weird looking guy so i'm used to street harassment
a few times at low speeds i have spat on cars. it's always without even thinking at pedestrian crossings. easy to hit them when they're almost running you over

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 31 Mar 2023 15:20:52 No.1901021 Report

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>>1895580
put a nice scratch down the side of their cage with my unplugged bar end then hop a curb and ride where they cant chase me lels

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 31 Mar 2023 15:21:52 No.1901022 Report

Quoted By:

>>1895585
average roadie

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 31 Mar 2023 18:26:18 No.1901061 Report

Quoted By:

>>1896631
I don't either but you're going to have a rude awakening when you're minding your own business and some cagie faggot decides it's up to him to put you in your place for daring to ride on the side of the road instead of the pedestrian sidewak.
You just haven't experienced the insanity of cagers yet.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Apr 2023 01:23:19 No.1903668 Report

Quoted By:

>>1896631
This
Just wear tracksuit people associate them with scumbags and gangsters anyway

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Apr 2023 01:25:28 No.1903669 Report

Quoted By:

>>1895846
Probably looking at the cogs

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