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Anonymous Sun 17 Dec 2023 15:34:24 No.1968139 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>1968307 >>1968424 >>1968472 >>1968572 >>1968812 >>1971600 >>1971628 >>1973769 >>1976428

When will horses become the main mode of transportation (again)?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Dec 2023 11:27:06 No.1968307 Report

Quoted By: >>1968319 >>1968461

>>1968139
horses are strictly inferior to bicycles
there is literally not a single thing a horse is better at than a walmart mtb

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Dec 2023 14:55:03 No.1968319 Report

Quoted By: >>1968320 >>1968408

>>1968307
A Walmart bike will not have a pussy to fuck into.
A Walmart bike will not give you any affection.
A walmart bike will not nibble on your head.
A walmart bike will not beg you for food.
A walmart bike will not make you smile.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Dec 2023 14:57:14 No.1968320 Report

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>>1968319
I will prove you wrong

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Dec 2023 19:19:34 No.1968366 Report

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The latest generation of mustangs are selling really well

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Dec 2023 01:40:47 No.1968408 Report

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>>1968319
A Walmart bike will not shit on the street
A Walmart bike will not suddenly rear up and panic if it sees something unusual
A Walmart bike will not need enormous amounts of food and water to survive
A Walmart bike will not mind if you spray paint it gold
A Walmart bike will not have to be shot if it falls down

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Dec 2023 03:18:03 No.1968424 Report

Quoted By: >>1968472 >>1968530

>>1968139
Never, they're terribly fuel inefficient and require a fuck ton of drinkable water. Horse upkeep is incredibly expensive and it's got nothing to do with lacking in scale to bring costs down. The only chance of any non mechanical transportation method gaining widespread adoption is in an apocalyptic scenario where you and everyone you know is already dead anyway.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Dec 2023 12:17:01 No.1968461 Report

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>>1968307
A horse is much tastier at least

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Dec 2023 13:52:58 No.1968472 Report

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>>1968139
we used to have people riding donkeys on my town all the time but they were banned. supposedly to counter "animal exploitation" but the obvious reason is we just didn't want our streets smelling like shit anymore. also makes the town look like the modern cosmopolitan city our mayors want to pretend we are
>>1968424
even then, bikes are the obvious solution for the apocalypse. you can even weld one yourself

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Dec 2023 22:48:14 No.1968530 Report

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>>1968424
even in a post apocalyptic scenario youd have plenty of fuels for internal combustion engines, whereas the horse requires enormous amounts of scarce potable water and food

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Dec 2023 03:33:14 No.1968572 Report

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>>1968139
You know that fat aunt out country she got an untrim grass outfront? I bet she knows a body who has a donk or a cow fucker u can ride on ur sorry ass with.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Dec 2023 06:15:10 No.1968812 Report

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>>1968139
Camels are better

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Dec 2023 07:31:37 No.1968814 Report

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i can park my bike when i'm done. i literally have to find food and water for my horse before i can even go into the 7-11 to get a pack of cigarettes and a gatorade like wtf horses are gay dude

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Anonymous Sat 06 Jan 2024 00:19:49 No.1971600 Report

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>>1968139
A decade or two after the inevitable collapse of degenerate industrialized society, and very few people on this site (likely none on this board) would survive said collapse long or well enough to get their own horses and ride them around.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Jan 2024 04:07:25 No.1971628 Report

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>>1968139
I've been thinking about it and it solves so many problems with society that it's not even funny
>filters limpwristed soibois who are afraid of animals
>filters slackjawed idiots too stupid to care for one
>filters immature people because horses are ornery by default
>cheaper than car upkeep
>ensures parent-child bonding experiences
>proliferates landowning again
>makes cities less tolerable for long-term life
>defeats the eco-babble argument
>defeats the you vill own nothing agenda
>makes sure you get home safe at night
>solves mental health problems
>doesn't outlaw cars (trucks mainly) or bikes, just requires you to get off-road ones and maintain them
>makes for everyday life to be more pleasant
>return to animal husbandry on the daily
>roads are cheaper to maintain
>no more worries about artificial lawn homogeneity - the horse will mow your grass
>home defense
>etc etc etc
there's no downside to horse-focused infrastructure.

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BaconRider !yuA7eZE8l2 Sat 06 Jan 2024 05:17:32 No.1971637 Report

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BaconRider !yuA7eZE8l2 Sat 06 Jan 2024 05:18:48 No.1971638 Report

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>>1971628

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Anonymous Sat 06 Jan 2024 05:48:43 No.1971647 Report

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Anonymous Mon 15 Jan 2024 04:52:13 No.1973769 Report

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>>1968139
Horses will be consumed for their meats sooner

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Jan 2024 22:31:08 No.1974035 Report

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>>1971628
yes i love having horse shits littered everywhere

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Jan 2024 03:20:55 No.1976428 Report

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>>1968139
>>1973769
Horses as a major mode of transport again?
Maybe when humans forget how to use iron and makes bicycles/motorbikes/cars etc.

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BaconRider !yuA7eZE8l2 Fri 09 Feb 2024 04:39:21 No.1978785 Report

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>>1973769
irealy,,,realy dont like cows.,slimeyat bothends.,
,,,if wecan have large herds of horses?,and nosquating to milk them?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Feb 2024 13:41:56 No.1978830 Report

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>>1968530
none of what you said is correct

it will take years to rebuild oil refining and diesel olny lasts a year once refined

horse eats grasses and other forage that humans cant eat so no competition there and you can ride your horse out of the desert to somehwere there is a goddamn stream

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Feb 2024 05:24:45 No.1979939 Report

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>>1968812
This. Horses need shoes. Unless you're a farrier, you'll probably want something from the camelidae family. That or goats. Anything too small to ride can pull a cart or chariot.

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