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>2024
>be fietser living in hell (america)
>need a fiets
>go out and try to steal one
>they're all "locked"
>ask siri where the nearest fietsenwinkel is
>it sends me to something the local cagetrolls call a "bike shop"
>no fietsen in sight, it's full of wielrenners shopping for racefiets
>none of them are even wearing wooden shoes
>all the racefiets all have something called "lube" on the moving parts
>all the tires have something called "air" inside
>they weigh under 30 kg so I can't even use one to anchor my father's cargo ship moored off the zuiderzee
>the parts don't make loud shrieking noises when I move them so I have to do all the shrieking myself when I wobble down the sidewalk almost crashing into people
>they won't let me steal it either because that's a "crime" and they demand a "credit card" before letting me take it for a test ride
>this isn't like my vacation in amsteram at all
>turn 360 degrees and walk away
Why are all these extreme sports armstrongs always trying to shove their lycra down our throat's? Remember what they took from us!
>be fietser living in hell (america)
>need a fiets
>go out and try to steal one
>they're all "locked"
>ask siri where the nearest fietsenwinkel is
>it sends me to something the local cagetrolls call a "bike shop"
>no fietsen in sight, it's full of wielrenners shopping for racefiets
>none of them are even wearing wooden shoes
>all the racefiets all have something called "lube" on the moving parts
>all the tires have something called "air" inside
>they weigh under 30 kg so I can't even use one to anchor my father's cargo ship moored off the zuiderzee
>the parts don't make loud shrieking noises when I move them so I have to do all the shrieking myself when I wobble down the sidewalk almost crashing into people
>they won't let me steal it either because that's a "crime" and they demand a "credit card" before letting me take it for a test ride
>this isn't like my vacation in amsteram at all
>turn 360 degrees and walk away
Why are all these extreme sports armstrongs always trying to shove their lycra down our throat's? Remember what they took from us!
