>>1987963Nta but since we're on the topic, the other day I found the tie I was wearing on 9/11, which I watched with my eyes (yeah men wore ties back then, and belts, and black people still wore kangol and baggy jeans and having a pager was a status symbol and there were pay phones). I knew it was a big deal because I had never seen 100 floors of concrete and steel burn and collapse before followed by a wave of zombies covered in white dust coming towards me. But you know what they say it's not official until it was on strava or television. I didn't see a television thing about it until the next day when I went to someone's house in brooklyn who had a television (I don't own a television, or a microwave, because they give me the ick). TV is a nickname btw, and nicknames are for friends and television is not my friend
t. schizophrenic boomer who says bruh sometimes and the ick, but "rizzed" is beyond the pale
p.s. I absolutely love rapacious real estate developers and want to hand over everything to them and laws are bad unless they're designed to restrict the rights of first time home buyers and individual renters, democracy should be replaced by a board of directors controlled by a few oligarchs on long island, voting rights bad corpos good I am scared of minorities and I support ethnically cleansing neighborhoods and replacing them with chain restaurants and starbucks and the container store, and I think bikes are toys for children and should be restricted to the "protective bike lanes" and require permission from the authorities to be seen in public, see? I'm very /n/ janny pls no ban I'm one of the good ones
