Can we talk about speeds for a minute?

On the one hand we have /n/ - my average speed is 19mph on my daily commute in jeans and a t shirt and I'm not even in shape, if you can't manage this you are just a noob who needs to get noob gainz

But on the other hand we have /n/ - nobody has ever briefly reached a top speed in excess of 25mph other than olympic medalists and if you claim otherwise you are a delusional vehicular cyclist e-statting as lance armstrong

Both will argue until they're blue in the face that they're right and everyone else is wrong, can we settle this once and for all?