Multiple bike tutorials seem to point towards this back nut. On both sides. I do not appear to have any sort of quick release like other bikes do. My bike kit is useless because the bolts are a size that specifically the entire kit was unable to cater to. I'm not buff but I'm also not useless in the arm department. I'm afraid that due to the nuts not moving (I checked both turning directions on both sides to make sure I'm not crazy) perhaps my bike is special. Wal-Mart special.

This is what I get for buying it from Wal-Mart. Any recommendations? Compared to all the bicycles in the video tutorials on how to remove a back wheel, mine seems uniquely alien. I'm going to say that's because it's made in fucking China