Funniest shit I've read in weeks.
>China Gave US Diplomats Anal COVID Tests ‘In Error,’ American Officials Say>The U.S. State Department says it is committed to preserving the “dignity” of American diplomats.>The Chinese government has promised to stop using anal swabs on American diplomats to test for COVID-19 after Washington complained that the practice was undignified, the U.S. State Department said. “The State Department never agreed to this kind of testing and protested directly to the Ministry of Foreign Affairs when we learned that some staff were subject to it,” a State Department spokesperson told VICE World News on Wednesday. The spokesperson said Beijing had assured Washington that the test was given “in error” and that diplomatic personnel were exempt from the test, which was mandatory for incoming travelers in some parts of China. “We have instructed staff to decline this test if it is asked of them, as was done in the past.”https://www.vice.com/en/article/bvxk9a/china-anal-covid-tests-us-diplomats 