Someone buy the president Life Alert! He's fallen and he can't get up!
Joe Biden can't even walk anymore.
He tried giving a speech today and fell over on stage and couldn't get back up.
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2023/jun/01/biden-trips-falls-air-force-academy-graduation
Biden trips and falls at Air Force Academy graduation ceremony
‘I've fallen and I can't get up,’ says White House after president, 80, loses his footing handing out diplomas at commencement in Colorado
Joe Biden tripped and fell after handing out the last diploma at a graduation ceremony at the US Air Force Academy on Thursday.

He was quickly helped up and assisted back to his seat, and the White House said the president was “fine”.

Biden fell during the commencement address at the event at the US Air Force Academy in Colorado, which lasted about five hours.

Biden, 80, tripped and fell to the ground as he turned to his left to shake an officer’s hand following his speech. He remained down for several seconds before an air force officer and two Secret Service agents helped him back to his feet.

As he got back on his feet, Biden pointed to the place on stage where he lost his balance. “He’s fine,” tweeted Ben LaBolt, the White House communications director.

Biden walked back to his seat unaided after pointing to an item on the stage.

Two small black sandbags were on stage supporting the teleprompter used by Biden and other speakers.

Nobody else tripped on the teleprompter during the event