If I gave you diamonds and pearls
Would you be a happy boy or a girl?
If I could, I would give you the world
But all I can do is just offer you my love
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hwUKR_9Xdns Cohen after Trump fraud verdict: His only out from fines, incarceration is winning the election
Michael Cohen, who once served as former President Trump’s fixer, said the only way for his ex-boss to evade fines and incarceration is to win the 2024 presidential election in November.
“Donald’s theory right now, the only out for him, both financially, as well as criminally, regarding incarceration, is if he wins the election,” Cohen said Friday on MSNBC’s “Deadline: White House.”
“He’s not running for the presidency of the United States to do good for the United States, he wants to do – and the only way he can do good – for himself, is to win the presidency,” Cohen continued. “This is all about running for the purpose of saving himself.
His comments come after Trump was ordered by Judge Arthur Engoron to pay nearly $355 million in penalties, after being found liable for fraud last September. The verdict capped a months-long civil fraud trial, after New York Attorney General Letitia James (D) sued Trump and his business for deflating and inflating assets in order to obtain tax and insurance benefits.
The ruling also bars him from doing business in the Empire State for three years.
When asked if Trump would be able to afford to pay the fines, Cohen didn’t seem optimistic.
“This is a staggering amount of money for virtually anybody,” he said in Friday. “There’s maybe a handful of people in the country who can write a check for half a billion dollars. Donald is not one of them.”
He added that the ban would be a “big problem” for the former president, agreeing with the host that “he’s stuck.”
https://thehill.com/regulation/court-battles/4473971-cohen-trump-fraud-verdict-win-election-2024/
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shroom succotash suprize(surprise, surprize, suprise) Sun 18 Feb 2024 18:25:59 No. 1268179 Report Quoted By:
>>1268102 SAY, ALL CAPS CONTUMELOUS CUR,
https://litter.catbox.moe/ehmatg.jpg As you know, ALL CAPS CAULIFLOWEROUS CHODE COMRADE, having a misshapen penis is quite a debilitating handicap, and this is why we sufferers like to have sex with the lights out, as our partners exclaim, "What the hell are you doing to me down there? Don't stop!"
This one time, the lights accidentally came on as I withdrew and as Pete turned his head around to look, he screamed, made the sign of the cross and fainted.
I think tRumps disability makes him a sympathetic figure, and we should stress it in our posts.
Woman with odd shaped vaginas have it much easier, as all that odd architecture is hidden in side.
Except for the ones with yuge clitori(clitoruses?)
(I prefer the ones with large clitori to have testicles btw)
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It was the most insane verdict of probably the 20th century.
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It was the most insane verdict of probably the 21st century.
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How does winning and election negate fines and prison time?
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>>1268206 the head of the executive branch has complete authority over the executive branch. kind of like how in your country putin can do whatever he wants, but here in america it only applies to things related to the executive branch
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>>1268368 Fines are levied by the judicial branch. And beyond that a lot of Trump's bullshit is state level shit.
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>>1268415 and those fines will exist in perpetuity since the executive branch is the enforcement arm of the government.
this is 8th grade poly sci you dumb niggers
SEXY STORMY DERAILS DEMINTED DONALD
How Melania Trump Will Play Key Role In Donald Trump’s Defense In The Stormy Daniels Trial
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>>1268203 It was fraud. Just because it's victimless doesn't mean it was legal.
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>>1268473 uh oh guys the fun police are here
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>>1268473 Actually, fraud does involve victimization. In fact, it's deceit in order to deprive someone of something of value.
https://www.law.cornell.edu/wex/fraud Therefore, even if there was deceit involved (which there wasn't since retards used made up values for this political prosecution), there was no damaged party since the bank received all it's due monies and interest without complaint or issue.
But hey, enjoy the banana republic shit to get Trump. Surely the 4-8 years without Trump is more important than the lasting damage to the legal system.
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>>1268484 >retards used made up values for this political prosecution the judge said maralago was worth 18 million dollars. trump says its worth 50-100 times that. so you're calling trump a retard as he thinks his place is worth 900 million to 1.8 billion dollars. meanwhile the most expensive house in america is 190 million with one listed at 295 million for years now.
>inb4 maralago isnt a home trump says it is.
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>>1268485 Could be worth that much. But yeah, it's not a home, it's a 65000 sqft hotel on 20 acres of land and a historic landmark which generates 7 million plus in revenue a year.
And I don't know what the valuation was that the bank received for it.
However, one thing is for certain, the bank didn't object. Additionally they received all monies and interest due to them.
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>>1268486 >the bank didn't object They literally fired the person who;s job it was to object when they tried to object.
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>>1268493 Replaced him with a crony?
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>>1268496 Shitty article with no evidence or paper trail, and anonymous sources stating on AML shit flagging.
Tell me more about how you fucking love the Patriot Act, faggot.
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>>1268486 >Could be worth that much get fucking real.
if it takes in 7m a year and is worth 1.9b I'd say that a real shitty investment. That's like investing 1900usd and getting 7usd annually. It's absurd. The guy is a grifter IDK why you're going along with it. He would hate you IRL. Have you seen pictures of the parties at maralago? Noone ITT including myself would be allowed to step foot there. go look in the mirror and be serious with yourself.
The people that love him the most, he hates the most.
>And I don't know what the valuation was that the bank received for it. that's the crux of the entire thing.
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>>1268510 yeah, but what if i like it when daddy trump calls me a scumbag and steps on my balls?
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>>1268486 According to cursory Google searches it generates closer to $25m yearly. No fkn way it's worth $18m that's more of a fraudulent fair value pricing than 500m
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>>1268512 Cursory search of google. You mean the very first link ? lol it’s Wikipedia. Not really the best place to get info
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>>1268512 Correct. If we payed property taxes on the market value of our homes, the US wouldn't last long.
Therefore the market value and the state assessed value are entirely different.
Many retards, some of whom have been elected to office and even practice law seem to not understand this.
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>>1268585 trump won't pay you to dickride
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>>1268203 >admits fraud occurred >coping hard >seething almost as hard as Trump Crimes get punished.
Just because a both parties in a couple want an abortion doesn't make it legal
Maybe Trump should stop committing crimes if he doesn't want to be found guilty of them.
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>>1268203 Welcome to partisan politics. He was fined for simply being Trump.
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>>1268589 There was no crime, the state brought the suit and shopped for a partisan judge willing to bang a gavel for them. New York no longer follows the same laws as the rest of the country, we've known this since their reaction to SCOTUS' firearms rulings.
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>>1268588 Injustice is injustice.
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>>1268624 it's an injustice that you're allowed to shit all over this board 24/7
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>>1268620 Fraud IS a crime. It’s not a “ victimless “ crime because the people affected are the people of the United States.
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>>1268620 Hint: If someone submits a fraudulent form, and the other party accepts the fraudulent form knowing that its fraudulent, a crime still occurred.
Hint 2: Its the Fraud
Hint 3: The Fraud is the crime.
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>>1268637 Great so why isn't the bank being prosecuted for fraud as well?
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>>1268621 >>1268623 I guess we're just gonna have to start ignoring rulings like this from now on. I can't wait to see the feds try to arrest Trump only to get shot by the National Guard of whatever state he's in.
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>>1268666 >666 it's not too late to turn your back to satan anon
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>>1268626 >Nooooo you disagreeing with CNN isn't alllooooowed! Truly the left hates freedom of speech, almost as much as it hates truth and the lives of innocent babies.
>>1268634 No fraud was committed, that's why the state never bothered to define how the alleged victim was affected and took the man's money directly for their own failing state government.
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>>1268640 >>1268641 So now they're going after the banks any of their political enemies use. This totally won't lead to politicians swinging from lampposts.
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>>1268670 you're like the covid patients dying the hospital while denying the existence of covid
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>>1268671 >shady international bank does business with shady republican billionaire >I know, let's blame democrats Does this work on facebook?
a friend in need(of a vibrator) is a friend indeed
a friend in need(of a vibrator) is a friend indeed Mon 19 Feb 2024 20:41:22 No. 1268678 Report >>1268468 say, ALL CAPS COUPLE COULPLER, tRump & Mel have an open marriage, tRump gets to fuck whomever he wants, and Mel gets to not have him fuck her.
Many such cases.
Scuttlebutt has it that Stephanie Grisham is very handy with the vibrator when Mel needs some release.
a friend in need(of a vibrator) is a friend indeed
a friend in need(of a vibrator) is a friend indeed Mon 19 Feb 2024 20:44:21 No. 1268680 Report >>1268678 >tRump gets to fuck whomever he wants, I meant, whomever will take the 10k, sign the NDA, and has a strong stomach and a fondness for mushroom kebab
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>>1268675 >Third world tier financial harassment and imprisonment of political opponents >BUT FACEBOOK THO! Does this work anywhere outside the Salon comments section?
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>>1268763 jokes aren't funny if you say them twice. especially when you make worse versions of the same joke
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>>1268671 I love this weird continuation of understanding but also insinuating the process is evil and wrong. Trump did nothing wrong. Here is proof he committed fraud. But no one got hurt by the fraud. “ the people “ were hurt by this fraud. But that’s not a crime. It is a crime. But the banks said it’s ok. Yea they are part of the crime too. Then why didn’t they get in trouble. They did. Why are you attacking your political opponent. Uh because he’s a criminal lol ?
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>>1268680 >a fondness for mushroom kebab I love mushroom kebab!
I marinade button mushrooms in soysauce, coconut vinegar, and sesame oil, and add pearl onions and red peppers bettween the mushrooms and I grill on the barbie!
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>>1268862 >I grill on the barbie! I wish someone would do this to Trump's shroom.
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Trump brings up "golden showers," unprompted, during private event with GOP senators
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>>1268511 then that's a you issue.
when you go into a bank for a mortgage and they ask the value of the home and you say 15m instead of 500k, that is fraud. when the govt comes around and wants taxes and you then say the property is worth 200k, that is fraud. they should just uphold his evaluation of 1.9 billion and tax on that.
the take away from all this is that the trump family are cons and liars and frauds.
by the pee, by the pee, by the beautiful pee, i want to be
by the pee, by the pee, by the beautiful pee, i want to be Tue 20 Feb 2024 07:25:55 No. 1268954 Report Quoted By:
>>1268885 say, ALL CAPS C-SPAN CONSUMER, this is all hilliary's fault.
tRump had no interest in a woman's peeing, til she accused him of it.
then he began to incessantly think about it, and obsess over it.
what was it like to feel that warm stream over his shroom like choad?
then he began looking on the internet for pee porn and his controllers would delete his phone search history constantly.
he would never ask mel to pee on him, but some of those maga babes would, and i bet he's invited a few back to mar-a-lago-by-the -pee.
trust me, it will all come out one day, just a golden stream of info on tRump's sexual habits
