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>go solo camping a few days ago in a federal park
>wake up at 3 am to shuffling leaves
>grab gun, kinda freaked out might be a ghostbor a shitbull
>open tent to investigate
>blast 6000 lumen flashlight
>see what looks like a zombie 15 feet from me shuffling around
>it turns and looks at me
>its an absolutely fucked out of its mind on drugs nigger
>starts to walk towards me mumbling shit
>tell it to go away and point gun
>it comes closer
>magdump into the nigger
>grab my shit on the ground, toss it in the tent, rip the whole thing off the ground in one go
>sprint through the woods at 3:30 am carrying all of my belongings in my arms all the three miles back to my car
What the fuck man im never going outdoors again
