>>2583299>paying hundreds of dollars for a knife you'll use for opening boxesHave you heard of Cold Steel, Buck or Opinel? $35 will get you a nice knife. If you need a barometer for how much you should be spending on a tiny piece of sharpened steel: An Estwing hatchet only costs $40.
>be 30-year-old boomer >sitting in my MAN-CAVE>cheer as my favorite negro on TV catches "duh futbawl">"whell, time fer werk">waddle out to my $50,000 Harley-Davidson™>fork seals explode as my giant ass plops down on the Chinese dog-leather seat>"yeap, only 84 monthly payments and she's all mine">rupture the eardrums of every individual unfortunate enough to be stuck next to me at a red light >arrive at work and immediately reach into the refrigerator>crack open the hoppiest craft-brew IPA>*LOUDLY SLURP*>"aaAAH, dat hits da spot">scream out "PAHKET CHEK!!">squeeze my giant ham fist into my extra tight Carhartt™ jeans>pull out the grotesque hunk of shit i paid $4000 for>"yeap, dis is uh custom dual-action liner-lock blue-titanium carbon-amphibian with a 2.5" dumaskus blayde"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2COcQRZciMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jnjUL5k9fmMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ibL98UD8usThese people are mind-fucked beyond repair. Nothing you say will convince me that this behavior is normal.