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>be me
>ate some hot calzone with habaneros last night
>today
>go geocaching with gf for the first time(it's her first, my second)
>after the first cache, I get some pain in my stomach with the feeling of diarrhea approaching
>tell her about it, as we walk down some trail
>at some point it the feeling gets so bad, I cannot hold it in anymore
>take off my jacket as fast as I can
>hold this
>quickly move to some trees while trying not to shit myself
>i pull down my pants
>hold onto a curved tree in a way so I can avoid shitting on myself
>push out a fountain of diarrhea and a lot of air
>brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrppppffffpppfppfp
>wipe ass with tissues
>gf laughing
>thank her for making sure nobody is coming seeing me
>we continue our geocaching trip
>picrel is my latest geocache
