>>2698278When I was 15 years old I went on a small bike trip with friends over a weekend. We went through old villages, castle ruins, a lot of wood trails. I was the one planning the trip, we had one big tent. Maybe 50-60km over all, nothing wild.
There was this obese introvert kid from town whom we barely knew, he was maybe 12, but rather mature. He only spent his time playing vidyas, and barely spoke with his mother (who seemed to always be high on Vallium and Xanax). On her begging, our mothers had insisted we take him with us. Nothing too weird, but struggled on his bicycle as expected.
>On the first night, we camped innawoods, and we realized the guy slept on his back, hands and feet in the air, and snored like a pig.We simply told him, but it did not help him make friends.
>Second evening, we went to a small village where we had the contact of a farmer. >We ask him if we can sleep on the old castle hill above the village, he says he'll clear it up with the owner of the land.> We realize there's nothing left of the castle, but whatever. We makeour fire, dine, talk a bit and go to sleep.I'm sleeping next to the obese kid, but whatever.
>Middle of the night, I wake up to horrible snoring sounds.>fml.jpg>I gently push him to make him stop. No effect.>I elbow him a little roughly from within my sleeping bag. No effect.>I hear another kid moving in the tent, mumbling that it's enough.I really want to sleep, so I get my flashlight and light it to wake him up.
>He's sleeping soundly, and NOT snoring at all. Nobody's snoring in the tent.>Other woken up friend and I look at each other. >The noises are still there.We look outside and find more than twenty wild boars foraging just outside the tent. I knew our food was well packed so I chase them out (they didn't look aggressive).
>in our half-sleep we identified the noises of two dozen wild hogs with the ugly obese kid.End of story.
