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I have an alcoholic friend who's becoming a completely selfish prick, used to be my best friend growing (literal Stand By Me tier trials, ordeals, and adventures) and now none of us regular friends see or hear from him unless he needs something. He says he's always busy but he's spending time with his suckling pig of a fiancé and a bunch of shitty gutter people who are also derros and losers.
Anyway, there are 3 of us and me and the other friend are always doing cool shit and making plans, and trying to get selfishy involved all the time. We planned a 2 night hike along the Mid State Trail, camping rogue the first night and staying at a State Forest camping shelter the second. We invited him, but knew he would never go, because he doesn't do anything if he can't steal beers away all day and be a general piece of shit. No way he would pack food or water properly or actually enjoy himself.
When I tried to get him to go he cringed with a big fake grin and said "sooo we're gonna carry like 30 beers each into the woods and then walk all day? haaa, that's not gonna work at all"
fucking retard. we had fun without him
