>>494560Grab shitter chair, shovel, toilet paper, cigarette and a lighter
Find a secluded shady spot well away from camp (100+ yards)
Carefully use shovel to cut out a chunk of sod and set it aside
Dig out the hole about a foot or so deep, setting the dirt aside in a pile
Place shitter chair over hole
Light a cigarette and stick it in the ground at a 45* angle at the back edge of the hole
Take a shit
Knock cigarette into shithole and shovel dirt back in
Carefully drop chunk of sod right-side-up into shithole, press down with shovel
Kick some twigs and leaves around to make the spot look natural
stroll back to camp
