>>2633114>Share your hiking psychosis storiesI had a really similar experience recently.
Took my normie mate camping. He is desperate to get laid, keeps going on about how he'd give all his money for a hot girl, how long it's been since he split with his wife. etc etc.
We begin the short hike to my spot: He can't even hike up a tiny hill, steep incline but he has an average pack, maybe 15kg at most. more likely 12kg. i am carrying 25kg, and absolutely fine.
He supposedly trained for this and goes to the gym. I have been to a gym 4 times in my life.
We need to stop every 100 feet for him.
Later that night: we arrive at the hut, no one there, there is a second more secluded shelter about 250 feet away that we intend to camp near because we have more privacy for a fire and for him to smoke weed. (i do not partake of the nigger's leaf.)
At hut #2 there are two fit, 6/10 outdoorsy hiking girls who have been hiking for 5 days across mountains. I enter and greet them and remark how little space there is in the hut so we shall camp outside. The prettier girl replies to me;
>"it's ok, we can share a bed"Inside i am thinking
>"holy shit did she just fucking say that wtf i am sweaty and gross from a hike wtf do i do" My brain melts for a second then I get a grip and just say "oh, we can share a bed? ;)" and she laughs and says she didn't mean it like that. but we're off to a good start.It could not be more perfect; no wind, no insects, lovely and warm, beautiful & clear starry night sky. some of the most perfect conditions I have ever camped in. and two attractive young hiking girls.
The girls didn't know about the other hut and so I tell them where it is and they go to check it out, upon finding it is nicer they decide to stay there.
My mate wants to go and cool his beers in the stream by hut #1 so we head over there after the girls, notice one has dropped her water bottle so bring it back to them, I also bring some food and tea. and the insanity begins ...
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