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>at allotment to throw some veggies into the compost heap
>cute young woman and her small son (maybe 5 years old) are in the allotment next to me
>surprised to see them out on a winters morning
>girl very sexy, I am lonely start getting nervous
>spill my veggetti and slip, sending vegetable matter of various states of decay everywhere
>notice the top of a bell pepper, several weeks old, has landed at her sons feet
>she is looking at me and her son
>"-eeat it .... you'll get big and hairy like me"
>he picks up the slimy pepper head and is about to bite
>his mother runs and stops him
>glares at me and tells him off for 'listening to strange men'
I blew itright? no chance of an /out/ gf now
