>>2250655Pic related is the kind of area we were in without the water
>Step out>Scared as hell because skinnyfag brit with no fighting experience on 2nd camping trip>Shine torch around>Literally nothing>Catch four glinting eyes 20 meters away>OHMYGODWHATTHEFUCK>Eyes baaah>Fucking two sheep on a late night graze>Cunts>Tell gf to come out>Pee, get back in tent>Give her a short lecture about letting your psyche get to you and laugh at how we're both gigantic pussies>Go to sleep>Wake up stiff as boards and cold as shit>Standard for September camping>Nothing happened at allAnd that was really how I learnt that a man's second worst enemy might be his mind but his real worst enemy is a woman's mind lmao. She's a good lass and pulls her weight but my god can she imagine some creepy shit in the woods that I have to "man up" and deal with. Lucky for her the scariest thing in the UK is a pissed cow so I never actually have to do any heroic acts, just act tough.
Share any near spooks, actually dangerous shit or funny situations innawood fellow /out/ists.
