>>2461800>Ya'll have been talking alot about turkeys on this boart so i thought i would share with you a pretty crazy story i live near a crick we say crickMany dialects across America do that. But we pronounce it "crick". We spell it creek. Trying to incorporate your accent into writing makes you sound like a try-hard faggot.
The only exception to this is when you are quoting someone. As in
>the old man said "down by the crick" People in my region say "mountens" rather than "mountains" and "pellow" rather than "pillow" speaking is generally done with those with whom you are familiar with. Typing in English on an anonymous image board is done with anyone in America or the anglosphere as a whole. So some uniformity in spelling is required.
Turkeys aren't very interesting. I raise domestic Turkeys and hunt wild ones.
The hens lay down to signal they want to be bred by the tom. A dead hen may trick the tom into thinking she wants to submit to his pseudo-penis.
