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I went to the store to buy some camping gear to go on my first camping trip and the woman there told me I should get a piss bottle, she said I'd need to piss at some stage and having a bottle to piss in would save me pissing on delicate alpine orchids that could be endangered and pissing on them would damage their root systems. I told her she is a delicate orchid. Anyway, what do you guys piss in while /out/
