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How do I pretend to have gone outdoors?
So basically I made my mum spend something like 100$ on equipment because I saw a cool youtube video and now she is getting mad because Indont use it.
Im thinking about hidding in the atic or something and return home like I have been on the mountains all day. Im thinking about using make up to make my skin reddish like it has been dried by the sun, put some water on my face like it was sweet. I dont know how to make myself stink, I tough about buying bad odor colonge online or pay a homeless man to hug me, but I wouldnt like to touch him.
Please post pictures of your trips to the mountains so I can show them to my mum and say that I took them
