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>Friend has never left his house
>The kind that thinks he gets all of his experience from Google
>He buys a decent kit
>Except he has a fucking carnivore
>Get to campsite around a mile from my house
>He wants to make a campfire
>Walk him through process, tell him to gather kindling
>Brings his machete
>I see nothing wrong with this, he is probably proud he can swing at a tree
>10 minutes later
>Comes back
>"Anon, I wanna go home"
>Look at his hand
>He is missing his pointer finger
>He chopped it off by holding a log with his left hand and swinging his machete with his right
>Didn't move his left hand
>Find his finger
>Go to nearest hospital at mach 10
>Finger could be reattached thankfully
>His family wouldn't allow him out of the house for the next year, literally homeschooled him