>>2681033After a while of removing miscreants from parts of the city I found some areas of the city that had more pheasants than others. Again, about 2007-ish, the police had shot most of the packs of stray dogs. There were no-shit packs of feral dogs.Kids walking to school used to get mauled, one or two might have been fatal. Can't remember. With no natural predators and plenty of new habitat, pheasant population exploded.
>Find part of the city with the most pheasants and most "urban prairie" area>Right by downtown, city skyline in background (pic might be related)>goodideafairy.jpeg>Tell my buddies about the pheasants in the area and convince them we should hunt it>Another buddy has even better idea>We're dressing appropriately for such a noble endeavor>Some of my buddies are rich as fuck, others aren't, but we all know how to properly dress for such a prestigious occasion>Load up in a buddy's SUV>Two proper hunting dogs in the back>Four white guys in full tweed>Two of them have shotguns that cost more than the house I currently live in>Let the hunt commence! >None of even know what the bag limit of pheasants is - or if there was even one at the time>Not a lot of conservation officers in downtown - so no fucks>About two blocks into the hunt we had to go back to the truck to dump some birds>letthehuntcontinue.jpg>We're swatting birds out of the sky like they were stars in the night sky>First city cop car rolls by>Doesn't even slow down>Second city cop car rolls by, this one slows down and does a double take>Third one stops>herewegoagain.png>Cops get out and wave us over>What are you guys doing? Hunting?>Yes, we are officer. >Cops are fucking amazed and think we must be geniuses>Offers to take our pictures>Four white guys in the middle of the city, in full tweed, innapraire, with two really nice shotguns, city skyline and NFL stadium in backgroundI need to find that picture. One of my buddies' has it.