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I've grown to resent trout. Those gay little freaks aren't even native to where I live. But they are stocked anyways and thus on my bucket list. However they are put all the way out into bumbfuck nowhere, whilst still somehow on private land. Talking where do you even park like wth? Alternatively you need some kind of state park pass, to which I say, "that's gay". Can't even eat them because all the water here is so polluted. Even in the state parks the water is comically polluted. I'm on the verge of writing a poem over my frustration with these salmonids. Instead of going on a goose chase to get one trout maybe, I could sit at a park I already know and catch five different species. Also I could even get a new species all together. But no, these fishy cock pinches are my white whale.
