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>be innawoods just chilling near a trail
>hear a distance muffled sound that gets louder
>*pftzzztswishzzztswishzzztswishpftzzzt*
>"W...T...F is that?"
>*PFTZZZTSWISHZZZTSWISHZZZTSWISHPFTZZZT!*
>suddenly a guy wearing one of these starts walking past
>*PFTZZZTSWISHZZZTSWISHZZZTSWISHPFTZZZT!* AYO HOL UP!
>*swishes arms profusely* WHAT YA'LL DOIN'?
>WAIT YO, DAWG! *adjusts jacket PFTZZZTSWISHZZZT*
>YA'LL AIN'T OUT HERE DOIN' *snorts and swishes*
>YA'LL AIN'T OUT HERE DOIN' THE BATONNY CHOP CHOP IS YOU?
>*waves arms around PFTZZZTSWISHZZZTSWISH*
>OH LAWDY YOU IS, IMMA OUTTA HERE
>*PFTZZZTSWISHZZZTSWISHZZZTSWISHPFTZZZT!*
>*pftzzztswishzzztswishzzztswishpftzzzt*