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Anonymous Sun 10 Dec 2017 11:28:26 No.1155855 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>1155905 >>1155983 >>1155987 >>1155998 >>1156013 >>1156016 >>1156174 >>1156190 >>1156344 >>1156812

You are stuck at the north (or south) pole. Only decent clothing, a handgun and 12 bullets, and a 12 ounce bottle of water. What do you do?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Dec 2017 11:33:26 No.1155856 Report

Quoted By: >>1155857

do a 360 and walk away

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Dec 2017 11:33:58 No.1155857 Report

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>>1155856
fucking nice

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Dec 2017 14:11:35 No.1155905 Report

Quoted By: >>1155910

>>1155855
first thing I’d probably do is freeze to death

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Dec 2017 14:21:16 No.1155910 Report

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>>1155905
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what a shit thread OP, what a shit thread!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Dec 2017 16:10:25 No.1155983 Report

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>>1155855
having a gun doesn't make you a survivalist. It makes you a pussy with a gun.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Dec 2017 16:16:19 No.1155987 Report

Quoted By: >>1156324 >>1156795

>>1155855
Why the fuck would I need a gun on the south pole

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Anonymous Sun 10 Dec 2017 16:29:38 No.1155998 Report

Quoted By: >>1156008

>>1155855
>a handgun and 12 bullets
>Americans immediately think this is an advantage
Land of the free has become land of the fucking retarded thanks to your democrats! Good show for the rest of the world, though

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Dec 2017 16:43:09 No.1156008 Report

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>>1155998
laughed out loud thanks man

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Dec 2017 16:50:27 No.1156013 Report

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>>1155855
Shoot every ounce of water in the bottle and then die

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Dec 2017 16:52:49 No.1156016 Report

Quoted By: >>1156083 >>1156099

>>1155855
shoot 11 polar bears and then myself before peta gets me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Dec 2017 18:45:39 No.1156083 Report

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>>1156016

9mm is not going to slow a polar bear down enough to stop it tearing your arms off.

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Anonymous Sun 10 Dec 2017 18:57:46 No.1156087 Report

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>>1156083
>99mm

Why cant it be a .44rem mag revolver and 6 spare reloads?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 10 Dec 2017 19:16:36 No.1156099 Report

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>>1156016
>mfw there are no polar bears at the south pole

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Anonymous Sun 10 Dec 2017 21:25:47 No.1156174 Report

Quoted By: >>1156233 >>1156320

>>1155855
Try to dig a shelter in the snow, then do the universal 'help I'm fucked' 3 shots in the air.

Then wait for pic related to take me to US Outpost 31, where I will try to assimilate as many people and animals as possible.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Dec 2017 21:46:00 No.1156190 Report

Quoted By: >>1156305

>>1155855
Lick the metal parts.

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Anonymous Sun 10 Dec 2017 22:55:35 No.1156233 Report

Quoted By: >>1156320 >>1156845

>>1156174
so this is where jim morrison went

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Dec 2017 00:13:34 No.1156305 Report

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>>1156190
Genius

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Dec 2017 00:21:03 No.1156312 Report

Quoted By: >>1156597

Small arms ammunition consists of CARTRIDGES. Bullets by themselves are useless, so the first thing you can do is throw them away along with the gun.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Dec 2017 00:30:34 No.1156320 Report

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>>1156174
>>1156233
Where the fuck is Wilfred Brimley

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Anonymous Mon 11 Dec 2017 00:36:28 No.1156322 Report

Quoted By: >>1156336

>>1156320
You mean the ALIEN assuming the form of Wilfred Brimley!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Dec 2017 00:40:39 No.1156324 Report

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>>1155987
In case US scientist brought niggers along.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Dec 2017 00:44:23 No.1156326 Report

Quoted By: >>1156330

south pole, shoot a penguin and then live inside it like han did with luke and the tauntaun on hoth
north pole, shoot at a polar bear a couple of times and then die

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Dec 2017 00:49:49 No.1156330 Report

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>>1156326
>snuggling up for gay sex inside a dead creature

Dude, there's gay and there's just fucking creepy!

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Anonymous Mon 11 Dec 2017 01:01:26 No.1156336 Report

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>>1156322
>implying allium wilford bromley isn't the real wilford brimley

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Dec 2017 01:06:49 No.1156342 Report

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>>1156330
dont tell me how to live my life

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Dec 2017 01:07:46 No.1156344 Report

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>>1155855
>Senario
Rule two, faggot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Dec 2017 08:42:53 No.1156597 Report

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>>1156312
you can easily start fire with a bullet if you have anything to burn.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 11 Dec 2017 10:15:51 No.1156615 Report

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>forgetting that there's a US research station at the south pole that always has at least a few dozen support staff even during the Antarctic winter

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amundsen%E2%80%93Scott_South_Pole_Station

>The original Amundsen–Scott Scientific Station was constructed during November 1956 to carry out part of the International Geophysical Year (IGY) of scientific observations during 1957 through 1958, and the station has been continuously occupied since then. As of 2005, this station lies within 100 meters (330 feet) of the Geographic South Pole.

Stuck at south pole, run to the station and bang on the door until some very confused staff let me in.

Stuck at north pole, shoot in the air a couple times in the vain hope someone hears it and rescues me. Otherwise slowly freeze to death or shoot myself to get it over with.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Dec 2017 17:50:59 No.1156795 Report

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>>1155987
Shoot polar bears

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Dec 2017 17:52:43 No.1156797 Report

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North pole
>Freeze and get eaten by polar bears

South Pole
>Freeze and get eaten by penguins

Alternatively
>Dig a hole in either place and wait to die

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 11 Dec 2017 18:23:19 No.1156812 Report

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>>1155855
Which south pole?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Dec 2017 18:32:59 No.1156815 Report

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Make a boat and sail for Australia

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Dec 2017 19:20:15 No.1156845 Report

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>>1156233
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