>>1251057>cookBuy a camp stove. Buy dehydrated stuff that can be cooked simply by putting them in boiling water (pasta, couscous, etc.). Bring a few packets of spices so you don't die of bland taste buds. Boil water on the stove. Put the food product in. Put spices in. Consume. Remember to turn off the stove after cooking.
Alternatively, you can just bring non-fresh foods that don't require any cooking at all. Energy bars, crackers, etc. Sausages and shiiet if you want meat.
>shitFind a spot where the other LARPers can't see you. Pull your pants down. Shit.
Use toilet paper if you're a pussy or just wipe with leaves if you're not.
>drink alcoholBuy alcohol. Drink it. Don't do it before going out for walks so that you don't fall off a cliff or something.
If you need to hike to the campsite, remember to bring it in a flask and not a glass bottle.
>sleep comfortablyBuy a tent. Buy a sleeping bag. Buy a pad. Assemble tent. Unroll pad inside. Put sleeping bag on the pad.
Keep in mind that comfortable is relative, not even the most expensive camp gear in the world will be as comfortable as sleeping on your mattress in your bedroom will be. It takes a night or two to get used too if it's your first time camping.
