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>be a fly, literal nigger of the insect world
>chillin like a villian
>vomit profusely
>suck it back up
>see a brown flash blurry object approach at light speed
>get injected with poison
>become spider food

>be a spider, the baddest motherfucker on 8 legs
>be such a bad ass even beings millions of times larger than myself are scared like bitches.
>fuck yeah
>notice nigger puking on my turf
>scope out the scene
>plan attack in nano second
>attack even faster
>sink fangs into juicy nigger fly
>wash and repeat daily
>kill thousands of flies with my bare fangs
>fuck yeah

You faggots don't really kill spiders do you?