>>1385513Step 1: Buy two cans of OFF with DEET.
Step 2: Buy one can of cheap air freshener, same size.
Step 3: Remove label from one can of DEET and stick it onto cheap air freshener.
Step 4: Go hiking with a friend, give him his own can of "bug spray" and you use yours.
Offering up a sacrifice to the bugs works so much better than trying to just get them to piss off entirely.
