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Anonymous Mon 18 Feb 2019 06:30:04 No.1456637 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>1456705 >>1456721 >>1456767 >>1457222 >>1457238 >>1459972 >>1462836

ITT: pointless stuff you'd never buy.
>campfire stands
This has to be the most retarded and shameless ripoffs I've ever seen.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Feb 2019 08:28:44 No.1456679 Report

Quoted By: >>1456681 >>1456754

There are places that have legal issues with open fires in random places you know.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 18 Feb 2019 08:36:45 No.1456681 Report

Quoted By: >>1456754 >>1457765 >>1462777

>>1456679
This. Usually because of delicate or endangered species, or high forest fire risk.

Also pic related.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 18 Feb 2019 09:56:31 No.1456705 Report

Quoted By: >>1456716 >>1458517

>>1456637

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 18 Feb 2019 10:03:57 No.1456712 Report

Quoted By: >>1456717 >>1456718 >>1456720 >>1457621 >>1461068

Every water filter system can get fucked. I have no idea why people fall for these things. They're pretty much just the next hiking fad. Water purification tablets are way cheaper in the long run and most alpine water is alright to drink anyway.
>but I'm a faggot and I don't wanna drink sediment and particles and shit
Can just use a cloth as a filter if you're too pussy to drink pure water as nature intended.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Feb 2019 10:23:15 No.1456716 Report

Quoted By: >>1457335 >>1457807

>>1456705
Mine actually came in handy on my last camping trip.
> pack up to go camping
> wife and kids used tent last (I had to work)
> as wife, “you put everything back in the box right?”
> “yes, jackass!”
>”I’m not stupid!”
> trust wife
> turns out I’m the idiot
> no stakes, no poles
> fortunately I’ve got some rope in the trunk and paracord braclet in the glove box
> i suspended my tent from a tree and staked it down with branches.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Feb 2019 10:25:11 No.1456717 Report

Quoted By: >>1456719 >>1456745

>>1456712
>Water purification tablets are way cheaper in the long run
Really?
>Sawyer Mini: ~30€, filters ~4.000.000 L
>Hadex (cheapest purification I can find): 9,90€, purifies up to 150L
>Micropur Forte: 19,90€ / 100 tabs, purifies 100L
If you really think purification tablets are cheaper then filters, please go back to elementary and learn some maths.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 18 Feb 2019 10:27:25 No.1456718 Report

Quoted By: >>1456745 >>1462834

>>1456712
>would rather drink harsh chemical laced water

A water filter is just a contained and optimised version of your cloth idea you spastic cunt, not everyone lives in the alps

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 18 Feb 2019 10:32:35 No.1456719 Report

Quoted By: >>1456731 >>1457218 >>1460633 >>1461068 >>1462820

>>1456717
couple drops of bleach, give it a shake and sit it in the sun for 20mins. done.

>bleach costs $14 per gallon (retail)
>there are 75,700 drops in a gallon
>two drops of bleach to purify a litre of water
>$0.0004 per litre
>$1.60 per 4,000L

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Feb 2019 10:33:44 No.1456720 Report

Quoted By: >>1456734 >>1456745 >>1460022 >>1460633 >>1461068 >>1462754

>>1456712
Coffee filters.
If your really worried about it throw some charcoal in the filter.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 18 Feb 2019 10:34:11 No.1456721 Report

Quoted By: >>1456723 >>1456897

>>1456637

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 18 Feb 2019 10:42:24 No.1456723 Report

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>>1456721
anon, we all know that its advertised purpose isn't actually its intended purpose

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Feb 2019 10:48:41 No.1456731 Report

Quoted By: >>1457272

>>1456719
I'm sure it works but I would rather not. A water filtration system for $150 really isn't that bad, or at least it isn't in a first world country.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 18 Feb 2019 10:55:47 No.1456734 Report

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>>1456720
coffee filters don't filter out bacteria anon, much like viruses

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Feb 2019 11:21:42 No.1456745 Report

Quoted By:

>>1456717
>filters ~4.000.000 L
you're retarded if you actually believe this
>>1456718
>cloth idea
not just an idea cunt, tried and tested
>>1456720
based

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Feb 2019 11:48:37 No.1456754 Report

Quoted By: >>1456756 >>1456767

>>1456681
>>1456679
>Dry grass
Digging a small hole and putting rocks around the campfire is not rocket science.
>endangered species
This is bs. A small campfire won't kill anything. If it does, then it's a genetic dead end that deserves to die.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 18 Feb 2019 11:52:35 No.1456756 Report

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>>1456754
you're wrong

also some places probably don't want fire pits dug all over the place

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 18 Feb 2019 12:36:24 No.1456767 Report

Quoted By: >>1456780 >>1457597 >>1460023 >>1461053

>>1456637
>>1456754
There are lots of countries/parks where ground fires of any kind are illegal.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Feb 2019 13:06:45 No.1456780 Report

Quoted By: >>1456789 >>1457223 >>1457338

>>1456767
I broke the (wooden) shaft of my splitting maul while trying to hammer a splitting wedge into a 20" oak log. Dad couldn't say what I did wrong. Was the handle just shitty, or should I have ket the wood dry more first?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Feb 2019 13:15:16 No.1456789 Report

Quoted By: >>1457313 >>1457338

>>1456780
If the handle was correctly selected, it wouldn't have been a problem. The type of wood and grain of a wood handle determine how good it will be.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Feb 2019 17:49:48 No.1456897 Report

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>>1456721
I use this for mastrabatory purposes

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Feb 2019 05:01:37 No.1457218 Report

Quoted By: >>1457260 >>1457272 >>1457284

>>1456719
You're literally drinking bleach.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Feb 2019 05:06:46 No.1457222 Report

Quoted By: >>1460589

>>1456637
Condoms, tampons, rice cakes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Feb 2019 05:08:30 No.1457223 Report

Quoted By: >>1457313 >>1457338

>>1456780
Grain run out in the handle.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Feb 2019 05:59:15 No.1457238 Report

Quoted By:

>>1456637
I find that campfire stand usefull to make fire in your garden and not ruin your grass.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Feb 2019 07:08:59 No.1457260 Report

Quoted By: >>1457283 >>1457310

>>1457218
Good point, but would you rather have a couple drops of bleach in your system or cholera?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 19 Feb 2019 07:57:32 No.1457272 Report

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>>1456731
fair enough, but yeah it's cheap and quite simple and a medicine dropper of bleach will give you days of water

>>1457218
so the reason you let the water sit for awhile is because much of the bleach will vaporize off the top. also, two drops of bleach per litre is not harmful.

i advise reading up on all of this though to get the latest and best information

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Feb 2019 08:39:42 No.1457283 Report

Quoted By: >>1457310 >>1462806

>>1457260
Just use a filter and/or stove. It might be less cost efficient, but it's still relatively inexpensive. What type of gronk drinks bleach to save ~ 30 bucks.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Feb 2019 08:39:56 No.1457284 Report

Quoted By:

>>1457218
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sumb3GYuAT8

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Feb 2019 10:27:56 No.1457310 Report

Quoted By:

>>1457260
>drinking bleach
based and /out/pilled
>>1457283
>using water filters
gay

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Feb 2019 11:35:02 No.1457313 Report

Quoted By: >>1457327 >>1457338

>>1456789
>>1457223
I made sure to select one with the grain parralel to the handle. Handle was made of European ash.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 19 Feb 2019 12:38:32 No.1457326 Report

Quoted By: >>1457345 >>1457586

This thing

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Feb 2019 12:40:57 No.1457327 Report

Quoted By: >>1457338

>>1457313
That's not the only thing with the grain you need to look for.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Feb 2019 13:07:46 No.1457335 Report

Quoted By: >>1458882

>>1456716
i hope she got the dicking she deserves anon

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 19 Feb 2019 13:16:43 No.1457338 Report

Quoted By: >>1457626

>>1457313
>>1456789
>>1457223
>>1456780
>>1457327
What part broke and in what direction?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Feb 2019 13:43:32 No.1457345 Report

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>>1457326
i need it

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Feb 2019 20:55:25 No.1457586 Report

Quoted By: >>1458519

>>1457326
>the company lists it as a meme

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Feb 2019 21:19:58 No.1457597 Report

Quoted By: >>1458537 >>1460600

>>1456767
Yo don't talk shit on hammocks senpai. Would you rather sleep on a yoga mat/air mattress or feel like you're floating when you sleep? Plus hammocks are light as shit, and compact.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Feb 2019 21:57:52 No.1457621 Report

Quoted By: >>1457815

>>1456712
Water tablets take like 6hrs. I think I can splurge for the $20 water filter, especially when nearly everything else related to backpacking costs 5x as much

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Feb 2019 22:09:18 No.1457626 Report

Quoted By:

>>1457338
Just below the head, on a slight diagonal, but mostly straight break.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Feb 2019 02:53:13 No.1457765 Report

Quoted By: >>1462777

>>1456681
What's wrong with a rain jacket?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Feb 2019 03:31:23 No.1457807 Report

Quoted By:

>>1456716
>> as wife, “you put everything back in the box right?”
Always always always ALWAYS check your tent bag before heading out.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Feb 2019 03:41:28 No.1457815 Report

Quoted By:

>>1457621
nah, most tablets are 1-2 hours maximum. pretty reasonable if you ask me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Feb 2019 04:28:38 No.1458517 Report

Quoted By: >>1458540 >>1460024

>>1456705
what is this?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Feb 2019 04:34:03 No.1458519 Report

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>>1457586
It's supposed to be a display unit for a shop that wants to sell special order knives with custom tool arrangements.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Feb 2019 05:04:24 No.1458537 Report

Quoted By: >>1458919

>>1457597

Ground with yoga mat. Hammocks are cold as shit for skinny people and often take longer to set up then a single person tent.

I'll take a hammock if I'm day hiking or in a swamp (for some reason). Tried it a few times and never slept well. I'll carry 1lb more for the comfort of a good night's sleep.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Feb 2019 05:09:17 No.1458540 Report

Quoted By:

>>1458517
A primitive but effective contraceptive

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Feb 2019 19:08:40 No.1458873 Report

Quoted By:

Are you in a hurry to get to sleep Anon? Even in a sudden down poor I could throw a tarp between two trees faster than set up a tent.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Feb 2019 19:24:17 No.1458882 Report

Quoted By:

>>1457335

She probably got a good dicking after he left for his camping trip.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 21 Feb 2019 20:28:33 No.1458919 Report

Quoted By: >>1460537

>>1458537
there's no rule that says insulation can only be used with a tent, so why haven't you tried using one with a hammock?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 23 Feb 2019 17:38:38 No.1459972 Report

Quoted By: >>1460397

>>1456637
I go beach camping all of the time (free in the winter) and they don't allow open campfires on site. Having a fire stand is a much lighter alternative to having to lug a bucket for a mile.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 23 Feb 2019 19:39:16 No.1460022 Report

Quoted By:

>>1456720
this post is retarded. boil or filter your goddamn water boys.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 23 Feb 2019 19:40:20 No.1460023 Report

Quoted By:

>>1456767
fuck off, hammocks are fun. everything else can go fuck itself.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 23 Feb 2019 19:41:21 No.1460024 Report

Quoted By:

>>1458517
paracord bracelet.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Feb 2019 14:22:08 No.1460397 Report

Quoted By: >>1461007

>>1459972
How is a fire stand not an open campfire

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Feb 2019 19:18:29 No.1460537 Report

Quoted By:

>>1458919
If you need to bring insulation for your hammock, then you might as well just bring a tent. The whole point of a hammock is that you can just throw it up at the end of the day during a warm and dry summer hike.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Feb 2019 20:48:00 No.1460589 Report

Quoted By:

>>1457222
I love peanut butter on rice cakes though

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Feb 2019 21:18:29 No.1460600 Report

Quoted By: >>1461077 >>1461955 >>1462213

>>1457597
If some maniac finds you then you're just hanging there like a flesh pinata when they start stabbing up at you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 24 Feb 2019 22:36:11 No.1460633 Report

Quoted By:

>>1456719
>>1456720
>why bring this cheap, tiny filter, when you can bring a larger filter, bleach and still not eliminate crypto

lmao yeah, everyone else is stupid.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Feb 2019 13:40:58 No.1461007 Report

Quoted By:

>>1460397
No idea, but the patrols don't take issue with it so all is well.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Feb 2019 16:10:17 No.1461053 Report

Quoted By: >>1462333 >>1462841

>>1456767
How the fuck you break a handle of a Fiskars axe? Was the temperature outside -40 C and you battoned it with annother axe?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 25 Feb 2019 16:29:46 No.1461068 Report

Quoted By:

>>1456712
>>1456720
>>1456719
>You don't need a water filter, you can just use bleach and coffee filters
>You don't need a backpack, you can just use a burlap sack with some rope
>You don't need hiking boots, just tie some sheep skin around your feet

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 25 Feb 2019 16:39:03 No.1461077 Report

Quoted By:

>>1460600
My dog smells or hears him 100m off, wakes me, and I shoot the mentally ill fuckwit in the head.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Feb 2019 19:36:04 No.1461955 Report

Quoted By:

>>1460600
as if it would be any different in a tent

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 Feb 2019 01:58:04 No.1462213 Report

Quoted By:

>>1460600
Sleeping pad, single width wool blanket, tarp and some 550 there 3lbs instead of 7-12lbs

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 Feb 2019 06:52:04 No.1462333 Report

Quoted By: >>1462841

>>1461053
breaking a Fiskars is a pervasive /out/ meme. You can't break it from using it, only from trying to break it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 Feb 2019 21:28:15 No.1462754 Report

Quoted By:

>>1456720
Like Kingsford?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 Feb 2019 21:58:40 No.1462777 Report

Quoted By:

>>1456681
>>1457765
I dont't get it either? what the problem with shells?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 Feb 2019 22:41:33 No.1462806 Report

Quoted By:

>>1457283
Most municipalities in first world countries chlorinate their water

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 Feb 2019 22:57:18 No.1462820 Report

Quoted By:

>>1456719
2 drops per liter isn't enough. You probably want at least 1 mg/L chlorine. So if your bleach is 10% hypochlorite that means 1/4 tsp. A chlorine residual twice that amount is safe to drink under epa drinking water standards.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 Feb 2019 23:03:25 No.1462834 Report

Quoted By:

>>1456718
Only the new model Sawyer filters do anything about chemicals and viruses, and the filters on those need to be swapped periodically.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 27 Feb 2019 23:05:21 No.1462836 Report

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>>1456637
Nothing's wrong with it though. Some camping grounds may not want their grass ruined.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 27 Feb 2019 23:10:13 No.1462841 Report

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>>1462333
>>1461053

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