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Anonymous Wed 20 Feb 2019 03:35:01 No.1457810 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>1459869 >>1459870

>banned from national parks

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Feb 2019 03:37:59 No.1457812 Report

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>lying on the internet
fuck off, frog shitposter

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Feb 2019 03:39:32 No.1457814 Report

Quoted By: >>1457817 >>1457858

Did you smoke weed in the park bathroom

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Feb 2019 03:46:29 No.1457817 Report

Quoted By: >>1457821 >>1457824 >>1457842 >>1459870

>>1457814
Received a letter saying they matched my dna to fecal sample found in a Leave no Trace zone.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Feb 2019 03:52:55 No.1457821 Report

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>>1457817
do you think they test the rivers?
asking for a friend

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Feb 2019 03:57:51 No.1457824 Report

Quoted By: >>1457828 >>1457829

>>1457817
firstly, why did you give them a sample of your DNA? Secondly, wtf did you shit in the Leave no Trace zone?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Feb 2019 04:06:33 No.1457828 Report

Quoted By: >>1457830 >>1459870

>>1457824
I didn't but my sister and mom did 23andMe a couple years ago.
I had to go bad.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Feb 2019 04:06:35 No.1457829 Report

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>>1457824
Probably did the jewery.com test

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Feb 2019 04:07:35 No.1457830 Report

Quoted By: >>1457835

>>1457828
What park was this in?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Feb 2019 04:13:44 No.1457835 Report

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>>1457830
The Wave in Arizona, so not a park I guess.
>tfw haven't visited yellow stone yet and now can't

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Feb 2019 04:28:16 No.1457842 Report

Quoted By: >>1457845 >>1457846 >>1457905

>>1457817
If this is a real thing what would stop someone digging up a turd you buried and then smearing it all over a trail sign, or something?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Feb 2019 04:31:31 No.1457845 Report

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>>1457842
Most people aren't crazy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Feb 2019 04:32:42 No.1457846 Report

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>>1457842
fear of commitment
because that's commitment

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Feb 2019 05:09:05 No.1457858 Report

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>>1457814
this is why they invented vapes

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Feb 2019 05:33:43 No.1457868 Report

Quoted By: >>1459798

there are people here retarded enough to actually believe the Federal Government went through the effort and expense to run a DNA test on shit, compare it to all the samples in their own database, find nothing, contact 23andme and ask if they can compare it with their samples, and tried match the results via potential family members, all to solve the crime of who took a dump in the woods

good thread OP, you're a funny guy

(((HomoIDF)))

(((HomoIDF))) Wed 20 Feb 2019 07:19:15 No.1457905 Report

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>>1457842
And this is why trolling on the internet is a thing. Examine this specimen, gentlemen, you won't find a more pure example of Homo gulliblus terriblus.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 23 Feb 2019 08:42:21 No.1459798 Report

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>>1457868
You clearly have no idea how the Feds work if you think that's too involved of a process for them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 23 Feb 2019 08:50:23 No.1459802 Report

Quoted By: >>1459868

You think that's bad? Here in the UK I got fined for looking at a tree for too long, I didn't know it was a private property tree owned by a noble,
And when they found my pocket knife I got 20 years in prison (but I got out earlier on good behaviour)

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 23 Feb 2019 13:18:52 No.1459868 Report

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>>1459802
>tfw you're a member of the upper classes and the rules don't apply to you

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 23 Feb 2019 13:24:10 No.1459869 Report

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>>1457810
>frog/wojack poster thread
>it is a shitpost

Right every fucking time about that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 23 Feb 2019 13:25:15 No.1459870 Report

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>>1457810
>>1457817
>>1457828
LARPshit

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