All you mamby pamby kids talking SH*T on the uKeg™ don't know what you're babbling about.
I threw one of these bad-boys in the winnebago last time I went camping with the missus and I swear it saved our GOSH DANG lives. We had just showed up to our spot and having turned on some Creedence Clearwater Revival on the speakers, Lorene fired up the portable stove and got to making some hamburger helper. Turns out some yokel in the spot next to ours had brought his dog with him (not even a normal pet sized one, one of those big killers the police use for disarming bombs) and the stupid thing decided to come over wagging its tail all menacingly to size us up for dinner. The old lady was losing it and wouldn't let go of my arm, so when I got up to go take cover in the RV I ended up tripping over my cooler which I had placed the uKeg™ on top of. Well lo and behold it turns out the dog (wolf more like) really was German since it started lapping up my beloved brew. This gave us enough of a diversion to get inside and hightail it out of there without getting mauled.
So basically, I, an actual outdoorsmen unlike all of you, brought this piece of equipment with me on a serious outing in the wilderness and it not only served its purpose, but saved me from being eaten.
God bless uKeg™ and God bless America.
