Let's be honest here, aesthetics are supremely important to camping and outdoorsmanship.

I know none of us like LARPers, and a lot of people on this board will pretend they are above shallow affections, or that it's of the most minor consideration to you, but you would all be lying if a big dumb blue coolers and yuppie lycra spandex active wear didn't seriously take the piss out of a pristine outdoors moment for you.