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Autistic shit you do while /out/

Anonymous Tue 09 Jun 2020 16:32:09 No.1789724 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>1789732 >>1789759 >>1789826 >>1789962 >>1790431 >>1793925 >>1796533 >>1798442 >>1799174 >>1800630 >>1800666

>be innawoods hiking
>helicopter starts flying by
>it ain’t me starts playing in my head

Alternatively

>helicopter flies over
>run and hide in the brush like fucking Rambo

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Jun 2020 16:39:52 No.1789732 Report

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>>1789724
1-match fires

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Jun 2020 16:58:25 No.1789759 Report

Quoted By: >>1789774

>>1789724
When I was a scout we used to go out into the woods and play low stakes poker and meow. We mostly played with fire.

Those times were super autistic because many of us were autistic, myself included.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Jun 2020 17:11:05 No.1789774 Report

Quoted By: >>1789777

>>1789759
>and meow
what the fuck does that even mean?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Jun 2020 17:13:08 No.1789777 Report

Quoted By: >>1789780

>>1789774
It's a card game like Uno and that is all I can tell you. That's a rule of meow.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Jun 2020 17:18:18 No.1789780 Report

Quoted By: >>1789784 >>1789785 >>1789786

>>1789777
do you mean mao you fucking retard

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Jun 2020 17:23:02 No.1789784 Report

Quoted By: >>1796547 >>1797292

>>1789780
We don't use commie names in our camp. Not while I was SPL. For us it was meow.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Jun 2020 17:25:29 No.1789785 Report

Quoted By: >>1789956 >>1794215

>>1789780
I’ll sometimes sniff my own farts after eating while solo camping. I also will catch some sort of pan fish and keep him alive in my portable live well and talk to him about my problems because he won’t judge me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Jun 2020 17:25:39 No.1789786 Report

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>>1789780
>an entire campground full of autistic children meowing over a card game because the scoutmaster was too stupid to spell it right

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Jun 2020 17:29:37 No.1789790 Report

Quoted By: >>1790014 >>1794140

I floss, every morning after breakfast and during the day if shit is stuck in my teeth.

I try to start every overnight trip by having a big sandwich at the trailhead, usually ham and Swiss on French. Takes me back to my childhood.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Jun 2020 18:16:46 No.1789826 Report

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>>1789724
Based

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Jun 2020 20:25:14 No.1789941 Report

Quoted By: >>1801550

if im REALLY in the middle of nowhere i will pretend im in rdr2 and do the animations while pretending to hunt rabbits with a 22 rifle

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Jun 2020 20:31:56 No.1789945 Report

Quoted By: >>1789947 >>1790501

i literally just scream at the top of my lungs because i cant do it at home and need to release

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Jun 2020 20:33:41 No.1789947 Report

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>>1789945
I wish to do this so bad after climbing a moutain or something like that, must feel amazing

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 09 Jun 2020 20:41:37 No.1789956 Report

Quoted By: >>1800426

>>1789785
>I’ll sometimes sniff my own farts after eating while solo camping.
I do this on a normal day

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Jun 2020 20:51:14 No.1789962 Report

Quoted By: >>1790653 >>1798438 >>1798442

>>1789724
>bring rifle
>bring sidearm
>wear chest rig
>mags out the ass
>pretend I get into firefights and shoot the shit out every thing

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 09 Jun 2020 21:35:47 No.1790014 Report

Quoted By: >>1790019 >>1791232

When I walk the trails very early in the morning looking for birds, I pretend I'm looking for data to fill my Pokedex.

>>1789790
I like this one. Good tradition, anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Jun 2020 21:38:32 No.1790019 Report

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>>1790014
>Never gonna explore the world and enslave monsters and make them battle for your amusement.
Big sad.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 10 Jun 2020 03:35:40 No.1790291 Report

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>be me
>search and rescue
>out looking for missing hiker fag
>apparently he’s been seen, armed to fucking teeth in full nam regalia
>they said he’d try and avoid them and accused them of being VC
>turns out he’s some autistic retard fag
>still can’t find this fag, eh, whatever. The bears or skinwalkers will.
>Later end the search, no luck finding him.
>later see his profile on missing 411
>fag

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 10 Jun 2020 06:48:34 No.1790431 Report

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>>1789724
>be me
>dad owns central power company for fairly large city
>we have a shack up on a hill over looking the city, with a main breaker switch
>drive up the deserted road sometimes at night when I'm feeling down
>pop the switch open and closed and watch the whole city blink out a few times like a Christmas tree
>think about people looking around their homes or resetting their clocks
>feels good man

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 10 Jun 2020 08:54:26 No.1790481 Report

Quoted By: >>1797805

>>1790019
>he hasn't been to Mexico

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 10 Jun 2020 09:28:52 No.1790501 Report

Quoted By: >>1797803 >>1798920

>>1789945
I do this while driving or riding my motorbike.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 10 Jun 2020 09:30:00 No.1790505 Report

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>>1790431
I don't believe this but I wish it were true.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 10 Jun 2020 13:55:22 No.1790653 Report

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>>1789962
>not bringing a gorka suit
disappointing

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Jun 2020 00:49:01 No.1791232 Report

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>>1790014
i play pokemon go while /out/

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Jun 2020 03:45:35 No.1791385 Report

Quoted By: >>1793710

>>1790431
why would you go on the internet and just lie

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Jun 2020 03:53:23 No.1791387 Report

Quoted By: >>1794106

When I go backpacking, I like to hike along the trails with my gun on my hip and pretend I’m one of the early rangers who had to cover thousands of acres of land by themselves and that I’m tracking outlaws who have been illegally timbering. When I see other people on the trail I just pretend they’re regular ranchers or woodsmen who are on their own travels, bringing home food or supplies. Kind of goofy but it makes me feel cool

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 13 Jun 2020 13:12:55 No.1793671 Report

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>>1790431
Please be real

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 13 Jun 2020 13:28:50 No.1793681 Report

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sometimes i like to imagine i'm a knight errant wandering the wilderness in search of adventure. feels comfy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 13 Jun 2020 13:55:02 No.1793710 Report

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>>1791385
To be fair, this IS a thread about being autistic

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 13 Jun 2020 20:16:45 No.1793925 Report

Quoted By: >>1793967 >>1800433

>>1789724
Im the guy that digs and build fighting positions in the forest while camping and makes bigfoot calls if i know people are camping anywhere within 5 miles of me.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 13 Jun 2020 20:45:27 No.1793957 Report

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Look for sneks

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 13 Jun 2020 20:59:17 No.1793967 Report

Quoted By: >>1794018

>>1793925
So fucking up the forest and enabling /x/tards
Brilliant

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 13 Jun 2020 21:29:59 No.1794018 Report

Quoted By: >>1794107 >>1794109

>>1793967
>fucking up the forest
Bitch, you aint diane fossey. Fuck you and your cathole turd bullshit. I have fun. I also shoot guns and leave resealed clif wrappers full of my farts in geocaches. Fuck you gonna do about it, bussy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 13 Jun 2020 22:46:16 No.1794106 Report

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>>1791387
i do this but without a piece. bonus points if you fake a southern accent

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 13 Jun 2020 22:47:23 No.1794107 Report

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>>1794018
I agree with everything but no cathole, that's just homeless tier

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 13 Jun 2020 22:51:29 No.1794109 Report

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>>1794018

>leaving fart bags hat can easily blow from the geocache instead feces

If you want something done right, you have to do it yourself

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 13 Jun 2020 23:23:18 No.1794140 Report

Quoted By: >>1794406 >>1794416

>>1789790
>teeth dirty so i dance
what

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 14 Jun 2020 01:29:25 No.1794215 Report

Quoted By: >>1800434

>>1789785
>I also will catch some sort of pan fish and keep him alive in my portable live well and talk to him about my problems because he won’t judge me.
A fate even worse than death

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 14 Jun 2020 01:48:28 No.1794233 Report

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I like to pretend im an early settler of north america whos landed somewhere near ontario (Where i live and camp) And is exploring the unspoiled terrain searching for trapping routes and laying my eyes on things no one ever has except for maybe indians. Very comfy

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 14 Jun 2020 07:49:57 No.1794406 Report

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>>1794140
>he — *wheeze* — he made — hahahahahaha — he made a fortnite reference

being quiet is an option, and if all you have to contribute is a dead zoomer meme, just lurk

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 14 Jun 2020 08:15:49 No.1794416 Report

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>>1794140
good bait, kek

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 14 Jun 2020 19:36:23 No.1794802 Report

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stoneage larbing :DDD

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Jun 2020 05:41:17 No.1795364 Report

Quoted By: >>1798442

Sometimes I pretend that I'm in a sort of post-disaster Last of Us type scenario with my waifu who is horribly out of her element in the wilderness, so I have to teach her how to fish and cook and use a firearm n stuff. I'll comfort her when conditions are particularly poor, and show her how to appreciate the beauty of the wilderness while also respecting the unforgiving natural world. One time she got captured, so I pretended I was on a special op to track her down and rescue her, even putting my fingers to my temple like I was talking on a radio and surveying the landscape to determine the best route to take so I could follow her trail without being spotted.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Jun 2020 12:40:33 No.1796533 Report

Quoted By: >>1796699 >>1798869

>>1789724
>it ain't me starts playing in my head
Its called Fortunate Son fag

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 16 Jun 2020 12:58:04 No.1796547 Report

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>>1789784
A respectable rule for an Spl.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Jun 2020 16:53:58 No.1796699 Report

Quoted By: >>1796998

>>1796533
doubt it

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Jun 2020 22:17:34 No.1796998 Report

Quoted By: >>1797013 >>1797019

>>1796699
I'm not even mad at your ignorance I'm instead happy for you that you're going to discover CCR for the first time. Do yourself a favour and check out "have you ever seen the rain".

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Jun 2020 22:30:48 No.1797013 Report

Quoted By: >>1797047

>>1796998
It’s called I Wanna Know fag

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Jun 2020 22:34:04 No.1797019 Report

Quoted By: >>1797051

>>1796998
I've heard a couple of their songs... "Rollin'" is good.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Jun 2020 23:07:17 No.1797047 Report

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>>1797013
grab your low tier bait and get our of my board.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Jun 2020 23:09:31 No.1797051 Report

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>>1797019
Proud Mary, good shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jun 2020 03:48:30 No.1797292 Report

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>>1789784
based SPL

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jun 2020 16:24:39 No.1797726 Report

Quoted By: >>1797794

I sometimes pick up a stick to be a “staff” and pretend I’m a young wandering wizard looking for the next village to stay the night.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jun 2020 17:32:24 No.1797794 Report

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>>1797726
based and wizardpilled

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jun 2020 17:40:41 No.1797803 Report

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>>1790501
I did this last night in my way home after work. Started screaming at the top of my lungs as I started to speed. Got pulled over 10 seconds later.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jun 2020 17:41:42 No.1797805 Report

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>>1790481
I have been. This post made me chuckle. Thanks friend.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jun 2020 18:21:49 No.1797842 Report

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I walk mindlessly until I'm half exhausted and then I head back to my jeep so that I'm totally exhausted when I get there. This lessens the existential pain for a few hours.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Jun 2020 05:26:38 No.1798438 Report

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>>1789962
post yfw "The weapon has jammed. You need to reload."

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Jun 2020 05:31:27 No.1798442 Report

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>>1789724
>>1789962
>>1795364
based

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Jun 2020 16:53:34 No.1798869 Report

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>>1796533
Dumb newfag

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Jun 2020 17:45:16 No.1798920 Report

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>>1790501
Kek did this yesterday feels gud

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Jun 2020 22:05:30 No.1799174 Report

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>>1789724
I talk to myself

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Jun 2020 01:51:34 No.1800426 Report

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>>1789956
yeah, it's a dutch oven. ebrybdy does it

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Jun 2020 01:55:39 No.1800432 Report

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>>1790431
As much as I know this is fake, I'm gonna pretend it's real

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Jun 2020 01:56:10 No.1800433 Report

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>>1793925
i make BF calls but i yell 'BOBO' like BOOOOOBOOOOO loud and proud. figure i'll have a better chance of locating him rather than bigfoot

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Jun 2020 01:57:38 No.1800434 Report

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>>1794215
Do ayahuasca and maybe he'll talk back

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Jun 2020 02:06:17 No.1800440 Report

Quoted By: >>1800571

I make little boats out of these hollow bamboo like plants, throw them in the creek and pretend they are enemy ships. Then I throw rocks at them and try to break them and imagine little people jumping out and drowning. I Also make tiny little cities out of twigs for sky scrapers and throw rocks at them pretending they're being bombed. I've done this since I was a kid, and I've always figured I'd outgrow it, but now I'm getting way too old and people my age have kids old enough to engage in imaginative play and still do it. I also find bent sticks and pretend they're guns and make machine gun noises. I think I'm actually autistic.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Jun 2020 06:16:42 No.1800571 Report

Quoted By: >>1800638

>>1800440
What does "being too old for something" even mean?

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Anonymous Sat 20 Jun 2020 08:46:40 No.1800630 Report

Quoted By: >>1801538

>>1789724
>camped near the beach
>saw a bunch of crabbybois
>make a crab prison with some sticks
>chuck the crabs in
> give them names and talk to them for two days
> dont eat them because i have enough food
> release them after i finish camping

i fucking miss them :'( i hope they're alright

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Jun 2020 09:02:56 No.1800638 Report

Quoted By: >>1801069

>>1800571
when you realize that having fun with a pack of plastic army men is only for children

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Jun 2020 09:31:24 No.1800647 Report

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bust a fat nut standing in the cold morning air

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Anonymous Sat 20 Jun 2020 09:37:46 No.1800649 Report

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>piss on anthills

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Jun 2020 10:31:53 No.1800666 Report

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>>1789724
It's called "silver spoon in hand"

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Anonymous Sat 20 Jun 2020 19:20:34 No.1801069 Report

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>>1800638

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Jun 2020 05:54:31 No.1801538 Report

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>>1800630
i'm sure they're ok anon, just doing crab shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Jun 2020 06:26:31 No.1801550 Report

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>>1789941
You mean Arthur's bowlegged run?

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