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>Be me 2 years ago
>18
>At girlfriend's stupid roastie friend's birthday
>roastie's dad dumps mixture of bush sticks and firewood logs in no order on the fire
>pours petrol on top
>lights it with match and nearly sets himself on fire
>naturally fire starts to die within minutes
>mytimetoshine.jpeg
>try to reorganize logs into a better structure, put some new wood in to try and get the fire to evenly spread.
>start fanning it with Esky lid
>morons around fire telling me to leave it alone.
>hear roastie friend say "leave it to white guys to think they invented fire"
>respond with "leave it to some dumb white chicm to talk down to people smarter then her"
>mfw immediately kicked out party
>mfw friend told me fire was still going strong hours later
>mfw they all referred to me as Twiggy after that
>18
>At girlfriend's stupid roastie friend's birthday
>roastie's dad dumps mixture of bush sticks and firewood logs in no order on the fire
>pours petrol on top
>lights it with match and nearly sets himself on fire
>naturally fire starts to die within minutes
>mytimetoshine.jpeg
>try to reorganize logs into a better structure, put some new wood in to try and get the fire to evenly spread.
>start fanning it with Esky lid
>morons around fire telling me to leave it alone.
>hear roastie friend say "leave it to white guys to think they invented fire"
>respond with "leave it to some dumb white chicm to talk down to people smarter then her"
>mfw immediately kicked out party
>mfw friend told me fire was still going strong hours later
>mfw they all referred to me as Twiggy after that
