>>1890877>Need an axe, nope use a rock.Good luck find a rock with sharp enough edges to be able to cut limbs/wood with. Hard enough sometimes with a hatchet, even harder with a rock.
>Metal cup? Use a shell. Find a can.A shell? In the woods? What fucking woods are you in that has shells lol. Find a can? Oh yeah let me just expect to find litter deep in a remote forest.
>Flint? Bow drill.You know how hard it is to do this? It's extremely fucking hard for the average person to get right. You need a fuck ton of practice, and even pro-outdoor/survivalists will have a difficult time if it's been raining.
>Salty ass jerky, no.Not enough calories in that bag to make a different, salt has nothing to do with it.
>Make cordageYeah I'll just devote hours to weaving some cordage while I freeze to death or it gets dark while I don't have a shelter up.
>Make hook from old can tab or make a gouge hook.Relying on the hope of finding litter in the forest to save your life again. This is how I know you're retarded.
>Neosporin? Pffft chew some plantain and spit it on the wound.No one, and I mean NO ONE, takes bananas on a fucking hike....
You've never hiked in your life. If you have I suggest you stop going, the odds are high you will end up getting yourself killed.
