>>1911956The only time I ever went through a national forest before was to get laid. I only spent a day and a half in there. I slept as I entered the forest at 3:am so as to not get caught running away, my second attempt. The first was also at night but on the road, longer and easier found, so I cut through the edge of the forest after getting a fellow delenquent to go through an attack to steal it form a supply room after I picked the lock. I also helped him by erasing a label on a radio so he could claim ownership without losing points due to bad behavior. It was a shitty place and we had no doors and public showers. I got headlice and plantar warts fast, but anyway, I ran away on Christmas break to a girl I had met, the only gf I've ever had starting at this time, age 17 was I, her 15, we dated from 17-20/15-18 before she ran off to the Navy. I successfully naviagted with the stolen compass that the skinny delinquent got by scaling a wall into the attack, used the corner of the room to do so. I had to merely pick the lock with a used plastic butter knife that the government standard lunches provided. Led me to the only gf I ever had....that compass. Also i had no flashlight when I went in, only a black hoodie, worker boots with steal toes (sucked walking for like 10-15 miles in them), and an mp4 player present for me via my caseworker, but I planned to give it to her. I was so happy, so was she. I got laid, we fell in love, but now that's all gone and I live with my mother since dropping out of college at the age of 22.
So basically I'm a 31 year old neet now that wants to go back to the woods once again but to stay there this time but I'm too fat and unhealthy to do so so i'm stuck for the past several years thinking about it, hence my being on this board.
