Thinking about writing a book about my time as an “adventure” guide while I was in college. I was more of an adult outdoors babysitter for people who wanted to Larp (myself included), and I have some pretty funny stories and lists of things I’ve seen that might make for lighthearted reading material. Some of the stranger things I saw were
>20 tins of smoked oysters
>a 30 year old teddy bear (clearly well loved)
>12” dildo
>fleshlight
>my little pony coloring books, but no crayons
>5 jars of peanut butter accompanied by 15 monster energy drinks
>a whole unopened box of condoms
>meth
>a family sized watermelon
>full sized double bladed axe
>high heel shoes
>a whole vacuum sealed raw chicken
I thought some of these experiences might be a good uplifting read for people who liked Death in Yellowstone