>>2237400James 1:19
“Wherefore, my beloved brethren, let every man be swift to hear, slow to speak, slow to wrath”
As if every thought of theirs must be expressed, the world deserves to hear it. Everyone here didn’t come to enjoy some time by the tranquil water and eat a meal in peace, no you should definitely ask the solitary farmer eating his burger just quietly observing the wilderness to take your picture. Everything is a way for you to interact with the world, you’re not disturbing anyone, the poor rural are like a sideshow or a clown for your amusement. Absolutely, have a loud speakerphone conversation with your mom about how “y’all” is the word of the day, and enunciate y’all with a really haughty derogatory inflection, and suck your chin back and sticking out your front teeth. Do it over and over again. You’re definitely better than all these brain dead hicks out here, after all. Use the lords name in vain, loudly, frequently, in public, unapologetically. Swear, smoke cigarettes right next to the small children, their parents are grateful of it. But most importantly, brag loudly about how much money you make, for how easy of a do nothing job you work, and how much of these people’s land you could buy without hurting one bit. Make a joke of our religion, home, house, lifestyle, habits, and culture. We LOVE it. Y’all come back now, hear?
There’s a reason many urbanites and suburbanites drink or drug themselves to sleep every night. Because their life is awful, and it has made them awful. Unless you’re willing to change everything about yourself, just stay out of rural areas.
